I’ll give it a rattle before Sunday’s long run so 
Thanks one and all…, I have found this thread most reassuring.
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The face of panic and disbelief.
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A WRC discussing the firmness of his stool.
@cowpat I think you could be called as an expert witness.
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I present you exhibit A….
The mistake here was referring to the shite as diarrhea.
I’ve been almost caught short at times but it’s not always been liquid shit. Sometimes it’s been a good solid crap that just needs to come out there and then.
Fella in front of me in the queue for check in. Beige pants. I’d say he had succumbed to a wet fart.
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Needless to say this deviant biohazard ended sitting next to me albeit with an aisle between us. Every time he stood up the shit stained arse of his trousers wafted in the immediate vicinity of my face. The lady beside me who had noted the discharge herself was aghast for me.
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Shhtop! 
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He gambled and he lost. I was that soldier.
Foreign drink can be a curse.
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The poor ol Divil.
Had he the bags checked and no carry on with a change of shorts.
Probably oblivious.
He was standing in the checkin queue ahead of me with a big shit stained arse on him. He had a mate with him who obviously chose to say nothing.
I should add for context, he was a golfer.
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Were you away somewhere?
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