Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

I might give a little cheesy grin in the mirror alright

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@mikehunt’s hatred for the elderly continues unabated! Deadly.
I had a shite today that glued a lump of turf to the cistern despite flushing within about 5 seconds. Like a deep black concrete tumour. Two flushes later it was undiminished. Id to return a hot kettle to vanquish it