I drank for 25 hours straight without sleep between around 7pm on St Patrickās Day and 8pm last night. As I was in Meath I had to get two buses home which is a journey of around and hour and a half. While walking in the city centre between buses I experienced a sudden urge to defecate but decided I could hold it the half hour or so until I got home. Shortly after alighting from I got what felt like a mere burst of wind, however it was not and I felt a wet, sticky sensation down the back of my upper thighs which slowly began to trickle down to the knees. I was quite lucky that it only happened about five minutes walk from my house and in the dark, it could have been a lot worse.
Poor Sid got a shart attack.
Could have been worse is right.
Did you rescue the boxers or were they too far gone?
Jesus thatās a tough break Sid.
Lads, what is the goopy ass juice stuff that you get when farting sometimes and what causes it? Did Patrickās day and a 12 hour session yesterday and this is exploding out my arse every time I fart. Luckily no poo has snuck out with it so far but I feel Iām living dangerously.
[quote=āKinvaraās Passion, post: 750045, member: 686ā]Could have been worse is right.
Did you rescue the boxers or were they too far gone?[/quote]
I believe they are rescuable as it was a quite a runny shite with a lot of mucus involved. I put that down to the comprehensive evacuation I did before starting drinking the previous evening.
[quote=āglasagusban, post: 750047, member: 1533ā]Jesus thatās a tough break Sid.
Lads, what is the goopy ass juice stuff that you get when farting sometimes and what causes it? Did Patrickās day and a 12 hour session yesterday and this is exploding out my arse every time I fart. Luckily no poo has snuck out with it so far but I feel Iām living dangerously.[/quote]
Could be spooge from your rendezvous the previous evening? 
[quote=āglasagusban, post: 750047, member: 1533ā]Jesus thatās a tough break Sid.
Lads, what is the goopy ass juice stuff that you get when farting sometimes and what causes it? .[/quote]
think you may want to see a doc there GAB. in a totally unrelated matter, i think my farts are burning holes in my boxers. anyone else experiencing this phenomenom? am i at risk of spontaneous combustion
:rolleyes:
Right back at you pal!
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Go onā¦
Went for a run.
Came home and showered.
I felt my tummy becoming a little upset but put it down to late evening run in the heat.
Decided to have a cup of tea to see if it would settle down.
Was sitting on the couch watching the kabbadi on SS3 while sipping my tea.
My tummy rumbled and I involuntarily shat myself.
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I hope youāre ok, palā¦stick with water not dairy or caffeine
At least you are in the comfort of your own home. No public embarrassment.
I drink two americanos per day, mate.
I meant when your tum tums was/ is a little dickie, mateā¦ Tea has caffeine and I assume you take milkā¦ Water to flush out what ever it is would be better
Time to buy these? Thereās a pharmacy on Talbot St. that specialises in items for people with disabilities.
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Classic
Iāve just reread this thread. Unreal