Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Close then

[gilgamboa]

A busy one

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

A horrible one

[gilgamboa]

Who said it was a nice one?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

The Nogra boys

[gilgamboa]

Wake and bake or what pal your all over the shop

[anon61956325]

I used that pitch regularly when I stayed in Renmore for a summer a good few years back. It really helped me relive your lovely tale.

[PhattPike]

A smashing spot. Did you ever pop into the 4 Seasons shop for a tin of beans and a box of potato waffles?

[Mac]

@gilgamboa

@Spidey

Hate those restaurants that don’t have toilets.

Where we were we had a long table with 14 of us at it. Our table was close to the disabled toilets. I’d have had to clingfilm up the doors after myself to do the job I needed to do or else run a strong risk of putting everyone off their dinner.

Did they not have normal toilets or something?

[Spidey]

This story gets stranger.

[myboyblue]

Did Gil make up a story about nearly shiteing himself to seem cool?

[Spidey]

Looks that way - and it’s gone Walter Mittyesque in its evolution.

[gilgamboa]

@Spidey

Looks that way - and it’s gone Walter Mittyesque in its evolution

Not at all. The other toilets were upstairs. I was with 6 couples. When I’d have come back from the trip upstairs after a 20 minute shit I’d have had to field intense questioning from my pals so I decided to avoid the embarrassment of explaining the predicament to the females present.

[Mac]

@gilgamboa

@Spidey

Looks that way - and it’s gone Walter Mittyesque in its evolution

Not at all. The other toilets were upstairs. I was with 6 couples. When I’d have come back from the trip upstairs after a 20 minute shit I’d have had to field intense questioning from my pals so I decided to avoid the embarrassment of explaining the predicament to the females present.

When you’re explaining, you’re losing

[gilgamboa]

Absolutely.

[balbec]

Is that a rugby thing?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Woeful start to 2017 for poor Gil

[Ashman]

Shamrock Rovers fans always soil their pants in Limerick .

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Good one

[Fran]

@gilgamboa

@Spidey

Looks that way - and it’s gone Walter Mittyesque in its evolution

Not at all. The other toilets were upstairs. I was with 6 couples. When I’d have come back from the trip upstairs after a 20 minute shit I’d have had to field intense questioning from my pals so I decided to avoid the embarrassment of explaining the predicament to the females present.

Could you not just say you were taking a shit if anyone asks? They’re all your friends after all and having to take a shit is hardly something to be ashamed off