Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

[Fran]

@Ashman

Shamrock Rovers fans always soil their pants in Limerick .

Try again you fucking dullard

[Ashman]

Keep running fcukwit .

[ProjectX]

@Sidney

About 2007 I pissed myself. It was still broad daylight and I had just gotten off a bus from Galway to Dublin and had drunk a couple of bottles of 7up in transit. I didn’t feel under any undue pressure while on board but experienced a drastic change in the tank level while walking, not helped by the heavy bag I was carrying. I saw my house in the distance, so near but yet so far. Tantalising.

With about 50 yerds to go, the dam burst and took four or five seconds at least to regain a level of equilibrium. The proximity of home and the absence of any onlookers meant the consequenceswere much less than they could have been. Thankfully this is the only time this has happened to me.

Poor old Shitty Arse Sid

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Would you shit during a first date?

[Fran]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Would you shit during a first date?

Only if I felt the need to have a shit.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Would you be flustered between the interlude of leaving, shitting and returning and hoping for a slick and clean in the manner of somebody late for a train or plane where you wish for minimal wiping and time to complete and achieving that is one of life’s great pleasures

[Fran]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Would you be flustered between the interlude of leaving, shitting and returning and hoping for a slick and clean in the manner of somebody late for a train or plane where you wish for minimal wiping and time to complete and achieving that is one of life’s great pleasures

A quick and easy pit stop would be ideal but I wouldn’t put too much thought into it

[Fran]

Yes

When: Today at approx 1:30pm
Where: Hanover Quay - around here

In the company of: Nobody apart from loads of randomers on their lunchtime stroll to the shops etc.
Consistency: Practically liquid
Other Info: I was out on a lunchtime run when I managed to follow through on a fart. I wasn’t totally surprised as I’d had frequent and abnormal bowel movements for the past few days. My biggest concern was that I was wearing a pair of white shorts but thankfully there were no embarrassing stains.

I was hoping to bump into @Bandage, as I sometimes do in the area, as I knew he had some experience in this field but it wasn’t to be.

[Horsebox]

You were wearing white shorts at lunchtime in GCD? What gives, mate?

[Fran]

@Horsebox

You were wearing white shorts at lunchtime in GCD? What gives, mate?

I was out yogging, pal

[Horsebox]

Carry on so, bud.

[Bandage]

Read posts with more focus please.

[TreatyStones]

@Horsebox

You were wearing white shorts at lunchtime in GCD? What gives, mate?

Read the post. His sphincter.

[anon61956325]

Fucksake

[Horsebox]

Sorry, guys.

[Tassotti]

I shat myself yesterday coming home from my cycle, I stopped for a piss behind a tree and let rip a fart that was solid in the end, I was raging as I had planned to stop for a pint on the way home

[mikehunt]

A shart attack.

[mikehunt]

I’ve had a few ‘touching cloth’ moments these last few days. A sickness has left my bowel movements unpredictable. I can’t even fart with confidence.

[Copper_pipe]

One of the lads that’s above in Dublin was out drinking for the majority of the bank holiday weekend. He was out from 1pm yesterday amen returned home approximately 1am Tuesday morning.

Anyway, he woke up late for work this morning and was in a panic to get the Luas so he shot out the door fairly sharpish. Gets on the Luas anyway realising he needs a shit. He’s a good while away from his stop though at this point. Fast forward a few minutes and he realises he won’t be able to hold it in until he gets to work. He gets off at the next stop and proceeds to shit in a nearby bush and uses his hoodie to wipe his arse Needless to say he left the hoodie after him and proceeded on his way to work…

[Fitzy]

Almost like you were there yourself mate…