Just found one there outside the back kitchen window . Tapped on the inside and there is shitloads of the cunts in it. It’s about 3 floors up from the ground.
Tax it?
Piss on it.
start talking to it about football
Don’t touch it. That’s a job for pest control. In the old days when we had public services here the council would come out and clear it. But it’s a Rentokil job now. The fuckers will come back every year and build a new one in the same spot. The trick is to clear it away every spring before it gets too big.
Just hit a slap of a hurl and you’ll be grand.
Throw a bucket of water on it or tackle it with a power hose, the water will drown them.
no wonder their profits are up, crafty cunts
I believe standard pratice is to throw stones at it from a distance and then run away when it hits the ground. If they chase you head for the nearest lake and jump in.
Ask rockos father in law
Keep the window shut.
I rather fear you’ve opened up a hornets nest here KIB man.
Kib has been rightly stung here by a few replies.
There’s no need to take that waspish tone.
heat up some water,sugar and freeshly squeezed lemon juice…let it cool and then soak your face, legs and arms in it…be careful don’t go past the elbow…close all windows and doors in apartment except door to balcony…go out and aggressively rip the nest clean off the tree…quickly bring it inside to apartment…make sure to shut door behind you…the swirling wasps will die at room temperature…good luck pal…
I think someone put that on the Ravenous thread before.
Fuxake man, go buy one of those spray cans that shoots a jet 30+ ft. Actually buy two, and use one to practice your aim with first. Careful with that spray shit, they are petroleum based and will kill the fuck out of most plant material it lands on and not good to get on yourself either.
Best time to spray is very early in the morning when it is cooler and the wasps/hornets are less active. Lock all doors and windows, then spray the fuck out of it for a solid 30 seconds, then run like a motherfucker. Give it about five minutes and then come back to access the operation. Be careful walking on the ground underneath the kill, as the dead or dying fuckers, can still sting the fuck off of you.
Can’t believe that Fagan bollix was advocating calling in “professionals”, or worse still moaning that it’s the council’s job… what a pussy. Be a man and get out there and take care of the job yourself.
Invite TASE round for an evening, his sheer presence will have them hitting for pastures new.
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