How to deal with a wasps/hornets nest?

[gola]

[quote=“Flano, post: 732384”]

I think someone put that on the Ravenous thread before.[/quote]

I think they washed it down with a tall glass of ice cold milk

[Mac]

What kind of posh cunt has a back kitchen anyway?

[anon61956325]

@Mac

What kind of posh cunt has a back kitchen anyway?

I thought the same. Only someone living the dream can have a front and back kitchen.

[KIB_man]

@Mac

Ask rockos father in law

does he still go by his stage name?

@His Holiness Da Dalai Lama

Fuxake man, go buy one of those spray cans that shoots a jet 30+ ft. Actually buy two, and use one to practice your aim with first. Careful with that spray shit, they are petroleum based and will kill the fuck out of most plant material it lands on and not good to get on yourself either.
Best time to spray is very early in the morning when it is cooler and the wasps/hornets are less active. Lock all doors and windows, then spray the fuck out of it for a solid 30 seconds, then run like a motherfucker. Give it about five minutes and then come back to access the operation. Be careful walking on the ground underneath the kill, as the dead or dying fuckers, can still sting the fuck off of you.

Can’t believe that Fagan bollix was advocating calling in “professionals”, or worse still moaning that it’s the council’s job… what a pussy. Be a man and get out there and take care of the job yourself.

ultra high fire warning here at the moment. 42 degrees today. not sure if I will get away with spraying petroleum from 30ft away swinging from the tree opposite.

@carryharry

Invite TASE round for an evening, his sheer presence will have them hitting for pastures new.

TASE would be more than welcome but I believe he is at one with nature these days and is far more comfortable when there are sheep nearby in the fields. He would be lost in the big city.

Where are the hardy rural types like Link and turfcutter with their advice?

dont need to open the window fitzy for the moment but need to open it when the tumble dryer is required.

[The_Runt]

What kinda access do you have to the nest?

[Flano]

Send them an email and ask them to leave.

[carryharry]

@KIB man

TASE would be more than welcome but I believe he is at one with nature these days and is far more comfortable when there are sheep nearby in the fields. He would be lost in the big city

Do they have Deer in Australian? :o Poor TASE.

[Fitzy]

Tumble dryer? Are you right? Who needs a tumble dryer in australia?

[twiceasnice97]

Close windows. kettle of boiling water and
Clean thoroughly after in case the y attack the neighbours so you can sympathise without getting caught

[KIB_man]

@Fitzy

Tumble dryer? Are you right? Who needs a tumble dryer in australia?

anyone who needs to dry clothes during the numerous days it rains I assume

[Fitzy]

@KIB man

anyone who needs to dry clothes during the numerous days it rains I assume

It never rains here.

[KIB_man]

@The Runt

What kinda access do you have to the nest?

not much if any. I can :shakefist: from inside but it is up too high really to attack from outside.

[Fitzy]

Is this not a strata management responsibility? (I’m assuming you’re renting).

[KIB_man]

@Fitzy

Is this not a strata management responsibility? (I’m assuming you’re renting).

Probably will send a message to the agent

But there isn’t much fun in that

[habanerocat]

@KIB man

Just found one there outside the back kitchen window . Tapped on the inside and there is shitloads of the cunts in it. It’s about 3 floors up from the ground.

Wait till the evening when they are all asleep.
Spray the nest with plenty of wasp killer all round.
Tie a bag around it as tight as you can. Seal it well.
Then knock it down in a few days.
Job done!

[Chavez]

@habanerocat

Wait till the evening when they are all asleep.
Spray the nest with plenty of wasp killer all round.
Tie a bag around it as tight as you can. Seal it well.
Then knock it down in a few days.
Job done!

don’t knock it down…leave it where it is as a warning to their pals

[Rintintin]

Smoke them out .

[TwoRunnyEggs]

Wrap old rags around a long pole and soak it in diesel.
Then light up and burn them out of it.

[Fitzy]

@TwoRunnyEggs

Wrap old rags around a long pole and soak it in diesel.
Then light up and burn them out of it.

Total fire ban in NSW at the moment TRE, he’d get 14 years for that. He could keep Kev company though.

[KIB_man]

Got the cunts. What a moment