How to deal with a wasps/hornets nest?

It’ll be small enough. Buy some insect killing spray in local hardware store and spray it in

Put open bulmers cans on the ground to kill off survivors and give a nasty sting to any local dipsos

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We learned about this the hard way in college. The cans were fly magnets if left for a few days.

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You can get a degree in anything these days

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:joy::joy:

That was a clever trick @Fagan_ODowd. How’d you do that?

Big cunt of a wasps nest in the attic. I was going to attack with a hurley and run like fuck but I don’t want to end up in a&e after falling down the stairs as there’s a flu going around. Any tips on getting rid of the fuckers?

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Wait til nighttime and spray it with wasp nest spray you can buy on amazon.

Set it on fire then close the hatch

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Is that stuff?

I’ll have to start a new tread on how to make the fire look accidentally started

That’s it. It should spray a few metres.

Regale them with your Covid theories, that’ll surely get rid of them

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Call Spider-Man?

Its a cod, it won’t scare them. Pity 5G won’t help either. Maybe ffg being lizard people might ate them

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Is it spider person these days? Can’t be assuming genders

Perfect ill give it a lash. At least I’m not allergic to wasp stings

I had one in the shed. Went up to it one night in a borrowed beekeeper suit with a head-torch and big ziplock bag and a big kitchen knife. Got the bag on delicately enough and closed it as best it could before cutting it down into it and closing it fully*. Straight in to the stove. Cunts were everywhere half dead for nearly a week.

*Not fully.

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We had/have a nest in our garden shed, it’s an amazing structure
Sprayed it with that the first time, worked grand and didn’t hear anymore till about a year later when another one appeared in the EXACT same place, destroyed it again with the foam but they came back again, now we live in peace and harmony with them, they don’t bother us at all, they’re sound wazzies

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