Not in workā¦ But Work night out last night, about 16 drinks 
. Pints, shots, cocktails.
Every fucker I work with decided to open up to me last night. From lonely hearts to salary. I usually avoid work nights out because thereās fuck all to be gained but everything to be lostā¦
Fair play for being up. You must be still pissed, no?
I wonāt know till I sober up.
Hungover at home you gimp
Youāve one of those faces 
A big teddy bear like
You must be very effeminate
Oprah Brady.
Iām a nice guy.
Died a death all day today, still not 100%. Nile Rodgers gig last night was brilliant but too much Guinness and āthe craicā left me shook this morning. Could even go off the drink for a while
Who did you buy the crack off? Did you ask yhem if they started dealing weed first?
Was good to go catch him. Heāll never play here again
Shook lad
Itās a noble calling of a Friday.
What was the occasion mate? Plenty of water and paracetamol
6 pints of plain watching the game. 2 double cheeseburgers & 6 nuggets to round it off. Iām groggy.
Signing in
Cāmon Port. Ugh.
Hon ye Cunts, Shaggy has transformed that club
Ah Jaysus, Iām not a Port cunt. Iām just an out of practice at drinking cunt.
I do like Shaggy though. He plays the eejit role well but he is nobodyās fool.
