What way are you going to ask the mushrooms to be cooked?
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Iâm hung over. Theyâre there. Iâll ate em as is
A mane looking breakfast.
Whatâs sunny beach like? Cheap?
Very. The average wage is about half what it is back home and prices reflect it. Alcohol is ridiculously cheap. Youâd pay more for a can of coke than a pint of beer. Decent branded beer is about âŹ3 a pint. The local tac which is ok is about âŹ1.50
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Fucking pookies 
Not a fan, no?
Fuck no
Donât mind the flavour, as in Iâd have soup. But the texture of the fucking things
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Iâd ate em for breakfast, dinner, tea and the three oâclock slump
Kamenitza?
Think so
Hasnt saved me from being Slightly philogrobilized this am
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I just sent an email lads. I might do something similar in about half an hour
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Not quite hungover but slight headache, tiredness and queasiness. As if I drank four pints last night.
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Weâve a system at work if person(s) are crippled hungover weâll get a multiple hour Teams call going so they can sleep it off. I wasnât out last night myself but Iâll do anything to help a colleague avoid work without wasting precious annual leave.
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Just change your status to âBusyâ on Teams. Itâs considered very poor form in our place to disturb someone who is âBusyâ.
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Our Busy will show you as Away after 5 minutes of inactivity (not moving the mouse) so itâs not an option and weâve plenty of rude cunts in our spot that wonât be deterred by a set status that isnât âIn a Callâ.
Sounds like an awful place altogether compared to my gentile corporate homestead in a Japanese multinational.
Sure sleeping at your desk would be a sign of a great employee in a Japanese place
In one of my previous workplaces there was a lad who would constantly be on the tear* - Coppers and casinos most nights of the week. Instead of going home heâd head to the office and have a kip at one of the hot desks. Bosses arriving in the next morning to this mess sprawled across the desk in yesterdayâs clothes**.
*it wasnât me
**or Mr Totti
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