They can do it somewhere else. A neighbouring farmer isnât following best current practice in disposing of his dead livestock and is attracting rakes of the cunts.
What did you shoot them with? And dont say a gun
A bullet
Unless it was a pellet?
A side by side
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Youd have great sport with a pneumatic air rifle. Shotguns are a member of the chainsaw family
Hard to hit a bird in flight with a slow pellet and make a clean kill.
Sorry, I thought you were picking them off your neighbourâs roadkill
That wouldnât be sporting and like you said earlier, these crow fuckers are clever.
Aw come on. Punting at the entire âmurderâ with a bunderbus is more sporting than taking the eye out with a .22 pellet?
Did you ever watch tedsholdover on YouTube?
Iâve done left and rights over a setter at snipe
Impossible to film
GrrrrrrâŚOver and under the preferred choice. Whatever kills crows thoughâŚ
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Cherry Vodka.
400g cherries picked from a tree on the Howth Road
150ml water
200g caster sugar
70cl Rachmaninoff vodka picked from a shelf in Lidl
Slit the cherries. Combine with the sugar and water. Heat gently until the sugar is dissolved. Bottle and add the vodka. Shake. Should be ready in 4 weeks.
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By God⌠Youâd survive the apocalypse. Youâre TFKâs equivalent of Bear Grylls. Nice one.
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I canât bear seeing food go to waste. Lazy cunts would drive by that tree to buy a punnet of imported cherries for a fiver.
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Was the tree in a private grounds?
No it was in the middle of a small green public space.
Thatâs a shame
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Yeah, Iâd have loved a story of Fagan hopping a gate to skin a few cherries