If you were a professional footballer

If you could have a career as a pro soccer player how would you map it out?

I’d start off at the Celtic academy. I’d move to man united aged 21 after becoming a celtic hero and leave man united aged 29 after winning evening thing.

I’d then head to Barcelona for 2-3 seasons before joining Napoli for 2 seasons. Eventually I’d return to Celtic. then maybe around 37/38 I’d join a New York red bull type side to finish off my career.

The last European club I’d ever join is Bayern Munich. I don’t know why but I hate the cunts.

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Mate, mate?

Is this a cry for help :flushed:

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You wouldn’t hack it at Bayern

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Why any non German player goes there I’ll never understand. I’d cherry pick about 5 Italian teams and 4 Spanish sides I’d rather play for.

Dungeon please

This is the kind of thing a young lad would send into Roy of the Rovers or Shoot or something

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Just don’t comment if you don’t want to participate.

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You have to be beering. :sweat_smile:

Fair enough. I’ll mute the thread instead

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I’d score a hat trick in Forests 5-0 victory over Klopp in the champions league final

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Finish off at Treaty United and take them to Europe?

Id love lead napoli to a serie a title.

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I’d hope to pitch up at PSG at some stage. An overpaid handy number in a diddy league in a beautiful city.

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Please map out your entire career.

Please map out your entire career laz.

Going to the World Cup with Ireland would be imperative too.

We are sticking to club careers tonight.

Copy and paste Ronaldos career swapping Sporting Lisbon for Everton and I’d take that.

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Great concept

Rovers
Celtic
Roma
St Pauli
Rovers

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Start off with Waterford in the LoI. Scouted at 18 to go Preston. Hate the shithole and get homesick and go back to Waterford. Scouted again at 21. More mature now I thrive at Brighton, move to Spurs and then pitch up at PSG.

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I’d rather play for either of the Milan’s, Roma, napoli before juve.