If you were a professional footballer

Wexford Youths,
Celtic,
Liverpool

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Treaty United

Partizan Belgrade

No more

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You’ll have @artfoley @the_man_himself and @caulifloweredneanderthal seething here.

Depends. How many rough birds could I get up on?

Just map out your ideal career please Mike.

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A year into the lockdown and lads are going fully Terry Waite.

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Just map out a career please.

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Ok . Bev from Coronation street (Man u)
Sharon from eastenders (West ham)
Carol from fair city (Bohemians)
I’d retire then on the ultimate. Verona Murphy (wexford youths)

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Stage 10.

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You certainly are

What team would Dr. Ciara Kelly pledge allegiance to?

Why does it bother you so much people are trying to make the most of lock down?

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Oh shed be Barcelona from a few years back

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Zzz Ok GIF by Jim Gaffigan

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Westlake (Austin) - Bama - parris island - Afghanistan - Bama - Tennessee - US Senate (R)

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Not even a loan spell at Celtic ?

Do they have a good programme?

Somewhere shit like Birmingham City. Fire them to promotion.
Big move to Newcastle. Drugs and hookers non-stop. Flatter to deceive.
Regroup at Celtic. Win the SPL twice and the Europa league.
Second big move to Barcelona. Win the Champions League twice.
MLS pretty early. More drugs.
Rehab.
Home to Treaty United for their first ever league title.
A season on OUTRAGEOUS money somewhere like Japan. to see me off into the sunset.

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@briantinnion please log your ideal career.