Iāve never been to a rugby match.
i loaded the original post with all types of bait for the masses (text speke and a few israli references) and to be fair to poor old scumpot he bit down pretty hard.
one of the finest examples of israli humour that i can remember was a few months back i was down in Ashqelon and a bird who had the look of a combat soldier strolls past me wearing a black tank top.
whilst focusing on her massive tits i could not bu be distracted by the image of a pregnant palistinian woman with a gun to her head and the caption ā2 for the price of oneā written underneathā¦
anyway enough of this , ill save these beauties for other threads when im bored out hereā¦
no doubt you will out do yourselves in the repliesā¦
anyway,
what the fuck is the concept of ireland?
you have 2 nations, republic of ireland and northern ireland, the latter is under the rule of her majesty the Queen, there is no link whatsoever between the 2 nations other than they exist on the same landmass.
in rugby terms i see no reason as to why we (republic of ireland) should feel the need to amalgamate with Northern Ireland on the pitch.
its a bit like England and scotland amalgamating.
anyway, if this is the case fine, but why do we feel the need to welcome the bastards in a politically correct fashion by playing a sh!t song beforehand all because poor andrew trimble or humpheries dont like amhran na bhfiannā¦
another interesting twist in this debate would be in pubs all over ireland today you would have the knuckle dragging, kiddiefiddler denying, bar stool republican celtic fans cursing the ārogbeeā and the fact that proddys are running riot in croke park. Most of these celtic dopes claim to be republican / nationalist and want a āunited irelandā, however what they fail to see is that the IRFU are doing more to promote a āunited irelandā by allowing the proddies play and removing the belief from ulster that the six counties are british and are in fact a part of irelandā¦
all bar stool republicanism does is enhance the divideā¦
personally i think we should follow the Israli model and build a huge wall around Northern Ireland and let it rot.
right now its only reasonsfor us to even think about it are cheap booze and gamey proddy young onesā¦
Iāve no experience of these, despite having plenty of nights out in Derry and Belfast over the past few years. I must be going to all the wrong places 
no heās rightā¦belfast birds are defo gameyā¦
I obviously need to up my game next time Iām up there :rolleyes:
stay away from LondonDerry sledge, great place to go on the beer for an away trip but full of smelly fenian bitches,u dont want that kind of thing.
there was / is a nightclub in Portrush called ālush???ā, i cannot rememeber but this place was home to a few hotties,
The Bank nightclub in Newry was a happy hunting ground, Belfast has too many to mention.
from my experiece the proddy birds are intrigued by us naive catholics.
one of the hottest birds i ever scored with was an air hostess from belfast who i met whilst getting pissed standing in the queue to get in to wimbledon this year on the middle saturday.
she was a proddy one and herself and her mate clearly fell for the whole southerner thing
[quote=āmickee321ā] one of the hottest birds i ever scored with was an air hostess from belfast who i met whilst getting pissed standing in the queue to get in to wimbledon this year on the middle saturday.
she was a proddy one and herself and her mate clearly fell for the whole southerner thing[/quote]
Half-pulled a Proddy air hostess myself in Bari earlier this year and kept meaning to meet up but she got married recently and I aināt really into that kind of messy business so I will keep looking 
Prod birds tend to be a lot more efficient when it comes to the business end of things, fair play to them.
[quote=āmickee321ā]stay away from LondonDerry sledge, great place to go on the beer for an away trip but full of smelly fenian bitches,u dont want that kind of thing.
there was / is a nightclub in Portrush called ālush???ā, i cannot rememeber but this place was home to a few hotties,
The Bank nightclub in Newry was a happy hunting ground, Belfast has too many to mention.
from my experiece the proddy birds are intrigued by us naive catholics.
one of the hottest birds i ever scored with was an air hostess from belfast who i met whilst getting pissed standing in the queue to get in to wimbledon this year on the middle saturday.
she was a proddy one and herself and her mate clearly fell for the whole southerner thing[/quote]
Here Mickee,what regiment were you in and how many tours of Norn Iron did you do?
Hate that fucking song. I got Tom pretty riled up on here before by suggesting that it warranted a redrafting of the Good Friday agreement
Nordie birds are gamey. They have an inferiority complex when it comes to āsouthernā lads in my experience. Nordie birds are a quare breed too. Lot more fake tits floating about and fake tan can be pretty bad on a lot of them.
Someone ban this mickee cunt for his use of text speak and his disregard for Ireland by failing to capitalise the countryās name.
The worse thing about this thread is mickeeās admission that he went to a tennis tournament before.
Ban him.
I stood two metres away from Maria Sharapova at the Australian Open. She gave me the eye but I was holding out for Anke Huber and didnāt reciprocate her advances.
Had huge hopes for her, never happened for her, bless.
No, it really didnāt. She ended up looking like Gary Pallister.
I hate Irelandās Call myself.
Was on a weekend in Belfast there on the Bank holiday weekend. We were staying in apartments but a few of the lads were staying in a hotel so went back to residentsā bar drinking. After an hour of talking shite to the wedding guests that was also there that weekend I fucked off back to the apartment.
On way walking back (think it was the Malone Road) I passed a bird sitting on the kerb eating a bag of chips. Sat down beside her and asked her could I have one. We were sitting there talking drunken shite for a while, she was pure loving the accent as far as I could tell. Offered to walk her home, get to hers she asks me do I want to stay the night, up to the bedroom, do the business, talk shite for another hour and then she asks me to leave cos she ādidnāt want her housemates thinking she was a slut.ā Wanted to arrange to meet up the Sat night but she confessed then she had a boyfriend, hence the main reason for getting me outta there.
In short - Northern birds are a lot gamier. (This one was a Catholic too)
[quote=āGaillimharaisā] she was pure loving the accent as far as I could tell.
In short - Northern birds are a lot gamier. (This one was a Catholic too)[/quote]
Would have to say that Nordie birds are easily favourite in this country at any rate. Donāt have any experience of Nordie Prod birds sadly, any Nordie ones Iāve done have been Taigs. Tbh I didnāt find them to be that much different in terms of gaminess than freestaters. I do like talking to them, find them far more interesting then most ones from down here, less pretentious.
The accent thing is half the attraction for me. Love a nordie accent on a good looking bird, so much hotter than the horrible accents down here. 'Staters like me donāt get to hear much of it so itās something different and thereās a whiff of danger and excitement about a lot of them. By far the hottest girl I ever met (half scored once, met her a few times but wish it was way more) was from Armagh, and Iām talking Megan Fox hot, fucking unreal.
There are subtle differences in Northern accents and some are better than others alright. The Derry city accent is a bit whiny and squeaky for my liking, while some Belfast accents can be like a foghorn. North Antrim accents are nearly Scottish. Parts of Tyrone and Fermanagh have a kind of bogger Northern accent
Best Nordie accents are probably Down, Armagh (not South Armagh) and Donegal.