You’re not joking about facing a crisis; but you’ve the gender wrong, tis the wimen of Ireland that are facing a crisis if the menfolk are demanding alpen.
Are you the lad in the ad dissing a night out with the lads 'cause he’s got pilates?
You need to visit Link, he’ll have you digging until the macho is running out of you like sweat. You’ll be gagging for a mug of buttermilk and a corner of soda and it’ll be that French wan that’ll have Language tapes on her ipod.
Even before she hops on the Ferry to Rosslare (hope its tidy - ask Bondage)
Thinking back to my last native girlfriend, I must defend the Irish woman here. She always made me a decent cup of tea, offered me a variety of pastries or some class of Superquinn delicacy and there was often a box of Roses present. Mornings were cereal and while not quite a full Irish there was a rasher or two and plenty toast.
If you’re only there for the ride then to be honest I wouldn’t be asking for breakfast or a drink or anything. It’s an understanding, I’d say most would agree.
In the main though, it might be true. Irish birds aren’t great cooks by and large, or at least that would be my experience of our generation of Irish birds.
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]If you’re only there for the ride then to be honest I wouldn’t be asking for breakfast or a drink or anything. It’s an understanding, I’d say most would agree.
In the main though, it might be true. Irish birds aren’t great cooks by and large, or at least that would be my experience of our generation of Irish birds.[/QUOTE]
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]If you’re only there for the ride then to be honest I wouldn’t be asking for breakfast or a drink or anything. It’s an understanding, I’d say most would agree.
In the main though, it might be true. Irish birds aren’t great cooks by and large, or at least that would be my experience of our generation of Irish birds.[/QUOTE]
Ah no, it’s more than just riding. And by the frequency of her texts I think she wants more than that too. Therefore she should be going putting the kettle on and not have me cajoling her into doing it.
It’s very very early Sledge. Only been out with her a couple of times. She might get the message when I bring a thermos and a packed lunch the next time.
I’d lay down the groundrules as well for her Thrawneen
“No brekkie no nookies”.
YOu could develop some sort of performance review after breakfast whereupon if she has done a good job you could do a double shift
She won’t be long coming to her senses
[quote=“W.B. Yeats”]I’d lay down the groundrules as well for her Thrawneen
“No brekkie no nookies”.
YOu could develop some sort of performance review after breakfast whereupon if she has done a good job you could do a double shift
She won’t be long coming to her senses[/QUOTE]
A fine idea WBY, but, really, is this what it’s come to? Negotiating conditions on which one’ll be fed? A sad day for Ireland.
Turning this around (ahoy!), I’d like to think none of you bhoys would make breakfast the next day for some bitch you were casually riding. Thrawneen, I’m sorry but I can’t support you on this one.
Depends on whether you enjoy talking to her I think and, obviously, on the quality of her looks. If said bitch travels out, puts in a good shift and I want her to do the same some other time damn right I’ll go make her a mug of scald in the morning.
Indeed. I’ve told bitches we didn’t have any teabags/milk (delete as appropriate) to avoid making them tea. I also told some cunt we’d just moved in and had no glasses/cups/mugs (delete as appropriate) to avoid getting her a requested water. Getting them out quickly in the morning is key, especially given Celtic have a lot of 12.30pm kick-offs.
:rolleyes: