@TreatyStones is the ultimate IT professional. The Kev of the profession.
He is a desktop monkey. All hardward and technical bullshit. He would be lost in the big bad world of IS
+1
Ultimately his job is to ensure that real IT pro’s like myself and yourself have what we need to keep the the backbone of the INTERNET at the cutting edge.
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Ultimately his job is to ensure that real IT pro’s like myself and yourself have what we need to keep the the backbone of the INTERNET at the cutting edge.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, could you imagine asking him to redesign a business process or draw up an FRD
[QUOTE=“cluaindiuic, post: 1025241, member: 258”]Windows 10 being announced today.
[Microsoft are skipping Windows 9]
Xbox One, tablets, desktop, phone all running the one OS and one app developed runs on all these products.
Pretty ambitious given the diversity and complexity of the products they develop for. If they get it right it could be a huge win in a number of areas.[/QUOTE]
Installed Windows 10 on a VM here. Pretty impressive so far. Looks to be what Windows 8 should have been.
Look at the lad giving it big licks.
You couldn’t even use excel when you started ffs.
[QUOTE=“cluaindiuic, post: 1031466, member: 258”]You’re 1 in a million @TreatyStones
On the bleeding edge of technology
Anyone good at cracking wifi passwords, I’m in cuh and the service is secured, I cant watch anything over 3g
What’s happened, pal? I didn’t know you were in hospital.
Fuck off out of it if you aren’t helping. If that is a reference to me going on about being in hospital too much, I’d say there are people in Outer Mongolia know of your hip op
Woah, woah, woah. Only showing some concern for a TFK comrade, pal.
Pro Tip: Ask someone you cunt
We discussed it yesterday.
Thanks, hadn’t thought of that.
You dopey cunt
I am currently embroiled in a running battle with the head of the SOX compliance/Change Advisory Board at work. He is getting it both barrells as he has attempted to fuck me over and I was in the right. Some very terse emails being sent. #GreatCraic
Do ye work to the ITIL framework?
Yes, this guy would be the head of the ITSM team. They are a joke, just adding layers of admin to processes
Shit really hitting the fan in here today. 4 clients are system down since 1am and no sign of it getting back up any time soon. Database locks, they are trying to reboot but some doubletake software they applied over the weekend as part of the migration of the box has stopped it dead in its tracks. They have now removed the doubletake stuff but they have to rebuild all the table indexes again which will take a good couple of hours, plus another hour to reboot the databases after that
Heads are going to roll!
[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1033640, member: 1137”]Shit really hitting the fan in here today. 4 clients are system down since 1am and no sign of it getting back up any time soon. Database locks, they are trying to reboot but some doubletake software they applied over the weekend as part of the migration of the box has stopped it dead in its tracks. They have now removed the doubletake stuff but they have to rebuild all the table indexes again which will take a good couple of hours, plus another hour to reboot the databases after that
Heads are going to roll![/QUOTE]
Silly question but did not test this before applying the doubletake software, if not, the heads should fucking roll.