Listen, pal. Go finger yourself or knock one out to your girlfriends soiled underwear as you are fucking with my deadline day with your shite talk. You’ve made a big song and dance because a player is 24 and plays in the Ukranian league. What ever happened to falling in love with a nigger with a bus pass??
Kim Kallstrom is to join Arsenal on loan from Spartak Moscow
One index finger has already been flashed at the skysports reporter/camera 
Andy Keogh has joined Blackpool on loan from Millwall
Has 'Arry been seen with his arm hanging out the window of his car yet?
Looks like Draxler to Arsenal is fucked.
Berba off to Monaco.
No more signings for Utd…
Summertime arrival seems a done deal, Arsenal trying to move it forward and most likely failing.
Sensational talk of Schweinsteiger to Liverpool.
Athletico Madrid have signed Diego from Wolfsburg
Kroos being shipped out on a loan deal.
Another loan or permanent this time? They have some attacking talent with Diego Costa, Villa, Adrian, Arda, Raul Garcia getting goals from midfield…
I’m getting through the Kleenex big time…
Watched some SSN deadline day coverage at lunchtime. Hayley McQueen was always a bit strong but she’s morphed into a massive unit in recent times. The type of lady who’d be very useful to have around if you were moving house and needed help lifting some furniture or something.
Gareth Barry to Liverpool:eek:
We do mate, we’re hardly going to win the Champions League and La Liga without good attacking options.
She’d be no good for lifting anything above waist high though.
They showed sawyer without the make up earlier too…Charlotte Jackson is my favourite and new girl kate abdo is tasty too
