January 2014 Transfer Window Thread

Wonderful turn of phrase

Was he spotted in Liverpool?

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 895761, member: 1796”]@Bisto it looks like you are right pal, Brendan Rodgers said he wanted a big name signing, it seems Ayre misunderstood the brief and went after Yevhen Konoplyanka.

Gary Neville reckons he is a good player, a real threat even, but Ukranians are real home birds and the question for Gary is whether he can settle into a new way of life.

That certainly remains to be seen, Gary, but the story promises to take a host of twist and turns yet as the day progresses.[/quote]
I’d imagine the average northern city such as Liverpool, or manc in particular, quite strongly resembles the contemporaneous scenes in the Ukrainian capital. He will settle right in.

Sky Sports News quoting reputable unreliable sources as saying Liverpool’s deal for Konoplyanka may be off*.

*It may also be on.

Would love to meet “sky sources” he sounds like a busy man…good to see Arry give the car window interview followed by big Sam, isn’t deadline day without a car window Arry interview!

[quote=“Sidney, post: 895942, member: 183”]Sky Sports News quoting reputable unreliable sources as saying Liverpool’s deal for Konoplyanka may be off*.

*It may also be on.[/quote]

Goal.com :rolleyes:

Montoya now in the mix for Liverpool…

Micah Richards for Liverpool.Ukrainian deal is off.

Ukranian deal back on, Micah Richards off.

Ashley Cole to Liverpool, Coutinho heading other direction.

Ian Ayre has offered Dnipro a year’s supply of free Dunkin’ Donuts in an effort to literally sweeten the Konoplyanka deal.

Ayre has now reduced his doughnut offer to a six month supply.

I can confirm that the Konoplyanka deal is DONE*. £18m plus nine months free supply of Dunkin’ Donuts to Dnipro.

Liverpool to issue statement at 9.30

Did anyone else see that changeover on SSN?:smiley: This is fucking bizarre.

A pure cuntfest.

Jim White and Simon Jordan now-two of the biggest cunts on the planet in one room. The lovely Natalie and some new hot minge sandwiching White the cunt.

How’s your cunty, Bunty.

Kate Abdo on now, is she new?

Deal done… 16m.