Sorry that was meant for MBB, cant use quotes-on mobile version.
They turned into Newcastle a long time ago
I have no idea who Mark Murray is. Should he feel the need to copyright the most obvious āAndy Reid is a fat cuntā joke in the world I will gracefully defer to him. Please feel free to have him contact me here and I will convey my apology in e-person. However my intense dislike of the fat cunt is well documented on this site.
Who would have made this decision at Liverpool? Seriously, thirty-five million for a guy whoās had one decent half season. I read a few minutes ago that Clarke had the chance to sign Carroll for Ā£1m in 2009 and turned him down. There arenāt many players who would be off limits for Ā£35-40m. Absolute madness.
Odd that you quoted him almost verbatim from the BBC website then.
I would prefer to see them bring in no one and keep the cash for the summer, instead of forking out Ā£35m for a drunken, woman beating scumbag
FFS its an obvious joke, two fat cunts, lots of pies. All it proves is that neither of us are very witty. :rolleyes:
Any truth in the rumour S Ireland has failed a medical at Newcastle?
I didnt realise Carroll had Wexford roots.
This thread needs to get back on track after an hour of lame banter.
Cant believe they spent that much money on him. A Ā£35m donkey, thats what we have bought today.
+1
Although should he turn out to be a huge success Iāll quickly forget the wife beating scum part.
This is the mirrorās report on his injury:
Carroll injured in six-hour, 30 Jagerbomb bender - Exclusive
England soccer star Andy Carroll was left in agony after a drunken fall from a casino bar stool at 5am, it was claimed yesterday.
Carroll, 22, had just ordered 30 āJagerbombsā ā a potent mix of spirit Jagermeister and Red Bull energy drink ā for himself and 15 pals.
Next day the Ā£20million strikerās club, Newcastle United, announced that a thigh injury would rule him out of at least three games.
The Geordie ā who picked up an injury in Unitedās match against Spurs on December 28 ā was on a six-hour bender until 6.30am on December 30 at Aspers Casino in Newcastle.
As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters and around SIX bottles of Peroni.
Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, ālike a meerkatā.
He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain.
But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony.
Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table ā where he fell off another stool.
Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury.
Carroll apparently reported his injury after the Spurs game. But it was decided not to make that injury public until it had been properly assessed.
That assessment was done on December 29, before Carroll went to the casino. The club doctor has examined Carroll regularly since then and a source close to the player said the doctor would dispute the injury being made worse. But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: āI could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered.
āWhen I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldnāt believe it. I knew how it really happened.ā
Carroll, who has just signed a new, Ā£27,000-a-week, five-year contract, has been a regular at Aspers this season.
Carroll was with United captain Kevin Nolan at Aspers after the Toonās 5-1 win over Sunderland in November.
He went on another huge bender on December 7 ā the day after manager Chris Hughton was sacked.
Carroll is currently on a āmid seasonā break in Dubai and due back this week. He will take a fitness test on Thursday to see if he will be fit for next weekendās match against Sunderland.
Newcastle United declined to comment on the incident last night.
Ā£35 million.
Robbed from the sky sports transfer page, an interesting stat on the Ā£35m donkey;
āif Liverpool pay Ā£35million for Andy Carroll they are getting a player outscored in the Championship last season by Peter Whittingham, Nicky Maynard, Gary Hooper, Michael Chopra and Charlie Adam.ā
FFS
Yeah I saw that somewhere else. I expect Peter Whittingham has just seen a huge spike in his google search stats.
Any exact figure on the Torres deal yet? I read circa Ā£45m plus Anelka. Apparently Anelka doesnāt even want to come to Anfield which may dampen his normally cheerful disposition.
This is madness. Think of all the decent players you could buy for 35million
Adams to United
:lol:
Youād want 3 months to agree personal terms with that prick, not a couple of hours.
From Guardian
Or Ā£35m for a striker who has outscored Torres, Drogba, Bent & Rooney in only his second seasons in the PL
For someone whoās acting as a caretaker manager Dalglish has done some serious damage over the last week or so
It just gets worse and worse for Liverpool. Sell our best player and then buy a donkey and the biggest tosser every to play football. Absolute fucking disaster. 
If that sulky fucker does join Liverpool expect to hear of training ground bust ups from now till end of the season until they can off load the cunt.
Have you heard of Kevin Muscat?
They say heās always off his head, Carroll, Carroll
He sleeps in Kevin Nolans bed, Carroll, Carroll
He beats his women round the place, he smashes glass in other mens face,
Andy Carroll Liverpoolās number 9