January Transfer Window 2011

hannibal · January 31, 2011, 4:42pm

Is Carroll still on bail? Will he have to stay at Gerrards house? At least he would be company for Alex Curran.

Why aren’t city jumping in with a 60m bid? They’ve been after Torres for the last two years.

Watch_The_Break · January 31, 2011, 4:43pm

Will Carroll have to move in with Lucas now or what’s the story?

The_Runt · January 31, 2011, 4:44pm

If they are getting Anelka then surely they can pull the plug on the Andy Carroll deal?

Watch_The_Break · January 31, 2011, 4:45pm

Being suggested now that Newcastle have rejected the £35m bid

Julio_Geordio · January 31, 2011, 4:47pm

Maybe Newcastle will save them from themselves

The_Runt · January 31, 2011, 4:47pm

:lol:

THANK FUCK

We are dealing with a serious amount of cola bottles

Julio_Geordio · January 31, 2011, 4:49pm

As long as they don’t go and offer them 5 million more cola bottles

Watch_The_Break · January 31, 2011, 4:51pm

At this point either Liverpool offer £40m for Andy Carroll or they find the source of the contaminated water at Anfield.

The_Runt · January 31, 2011, 4:52pm

How much is that in cash. I failed miserably the last time I tried such a calculation

Watch_The_Break · January 31, 2011, 4:54pm

Surely Newcastle can’t think he’s worth more than £35m. Must be the finding a replacement in six hours bit that’s spooked them.

Julio_Geordio · January 31, 2011, 4:55pm

The_Runt · January 31, 2011, 4:57pm

Oh man, they look unreal

Julio_Geordio · January 31, 2011, 4:59pm

How much are cola bottles these days? 2c?
I presume that cola bottles are still 1p in sterling so it would only be £50,000 pounds

Julio_Geordio · January 31, 2011, 5:00pm

Imagine 3.5 billion of them. Thats how much Newcastle could buy.

The_Puke · January 31, 2011, 5:00pm

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o’clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there’s a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it’s closed. So there’s me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they’ve got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son… that’s a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

myboyblue · January 31, 2011, 5:02pm

:lol: A favourite of mine, I believe I had it as a signature here for a while.

The_Puke · January 31, 2011, 5:03pm

If Carroll is valued at the bones of 40 million, what are the likes of Monkey Allena and Cesc 4 worth???/

Watch_The_Break · January 31, 2011, 5:06pm

If Carroll is valued at £40m, then Torres is worth Andy Carroll plus £10m. That is every bit as mental as it sounds.

The_Puke · January 31, 2011, 5:07pm

Suddenly Berbatov & Robinho are starting to look like value for money

myboyblue · January 31, 2011, 5:09pm

From Tony Barrett of the Times.

Carroll flying to Merseyside on private jet that was sent to the North East to collect him by LFC. Deal very much on.