They know how to fire them as well.
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Lads being blinded by fussball tables and “free” pizza once a month
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And well-being discussions.
they work you like a dog
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Hi John, I hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes on the fussball table. How’re your metrics looking this month?
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Nothing new there!
Whats wrong with you?
In fairness any job is going to be step up from dealing with the sick cunts you’d have to deal with in a bookies. I’d imagine any customer service role would be a doddle after it. I’m surprised the pay is the same. But I suppose you can’t put a price on getting to wear the Uber lanyard around town. I pass their offices most days and the majority of the staff you’d see hanging around look like your stereotypical snowflake wankers, but then again I’m incredibly judgemental .
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They try, the problem is with the people that comply.
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Your man in reception said “It’s like college 2.0 you know yourself!” Oh ya absolutely!" say I" 
Il straighten the cunts!
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You’ll be drinking flat whites within a week.
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Good man. Its an employee market now so milk what you can out of it. Yanks are good to work for as long as youl give far more than you are paid for.
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Where to start?
He’ll be supporting nap.
Oh look here’s Mary Poppins sticking his fucking beak in!
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Quelle surprise, balbec bites something with a beak
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Confirmed 
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Uber excited for you mate
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Are you going to give the John Mullane two finger salute to Paddy Powers when you finish up on your last day 
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It’s a bit underwhelming