Job Interviews

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Or he could respond ā€œYour motherā€

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One for the Cork weirdo thread

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Karma for the pulling off gag he pulled

766

I knew exactly what I was doing there

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Youā€™re turning into yer man from the carry on films

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Iā€™m pretty shit at job interviews.

Which is handy because Iā€™m pretty shit at jobs too.

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That just makes you honest. @Appendage honest as the day is long. Thatā€™s a strength.

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And digital transformation.

Iā€™m good at that too.

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And I didnā€™t even send you an invoice

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No one ever got fired for buying Microsoft.

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Signing in. Tomorrow.

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promotion or move?

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Promotion

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776

best of luck. let us know if you want the competition nobbled

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I am after doing a few interviews recently and there are 2 types generally - 1 is normal interview with normal questions and the other one then has the stupid questions like - where do you see yourself in 5 years time-- give me 3 bad qualities etc. And off course then there are the Pfizer type interviews with umpteen online tests followed by a few more stupid interviews. Anyway best of luck with your interview hopefully it is decided beforehand and your name is on the top of the list!

778

Youā€™ll be straight down to bidness so and none of those fluffy questions.

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I did an interview on the hottest day of 2022.

I was thumping sweat. Tried to keep my suit closed as I gave the presentation but it impacted my movement so I opened it to fuck.

I got the job anyway. They must all have been fans of Christy Moore.

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Good luck!

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It was a very energetic presentation!

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