Job Interviews

[gilgamboa]

@Jahan

You couldn’t trust a recruiter to tell you what day of the week it is.

Very naive out of @Kyle

[Juhniallio]

Ah jesus. A shitshow. The lads were keen to take you as a diversity hire and you still made a bollox of it.

[Kyle]

I’m zen now.

She sent me in there insisting i was firm on the 6 months as agreed. she set me up for failure.

We go again.

[Kyle]

Are you hiring bud?

[Juhniallio]

Conas atà do chuid Gaeilge? And would you pass the garda vetting?

[Kyle]

Is brea liom Gaeilge.

What years would be vetted?

[Juhniallio]

Pretty sure if you tell them theres a few years you’d rather werent looked at they’re cool with that.

[TreatyStones]

@Diabhal

Recruiters are fucking useless. It makes no difference if you lasted 2 weeks or 2 years there, they’d have the commission pocketed just by getting one of their nominations hired.

Pretty sure there’s a claw back if someone leaves the role early

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

Recruiters are fucking parasites. Same as contracting firms.

[peddlerscross]

All the Limerick’s are recruiters aren’t they?

[myboyblue]

@Heyyoubehindthebushes

Recruiters are fucking parasites. Same as contracting firms.

@peddlerscross

All the Limerick’s are recruiters aren’t they?

This should be an easy circle to square

[peddlerscross]

Talk about them loading up the gun for me.

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

All* outside of the teachers, radiographers and project managers

[Jahan]

If one of them told you they had five All Ireland medals in their back pocket you would probably ask for them to be thrown out on the table to be counted.

[Diabhal]

@TreatyStones

@Diabhal

Recruiters are fucking useless. It makes no difference if you lasted 2 weeks or 2 years there, they’d have the commission pocketed just by getting one of their nominations hired.

Pretty sure there’s a claw back if someone leaves the role early

I’m not sure that’s still the case since 2023 with the industry-wide restructures. Once the technical assessment and the work visas are greenlight they know new-hires won’t jump during probation because the market isn’t there. This is from a couple of the main guns in the recruitment spoofing sector.

[cowpat]

I know some recruiters who are making a ball of money. I would be very wary of them. In terms of job interviews, I’ve been doing on average 3 or 4 rounds at a time. A load of bollox! You’d get fed up after round 3 and the head would drop and you’d fuck up the final round.

[Julio_Geordio]

@peddlerscross

the Limerick’s are recruiters aren’t they?

Sounds way too like hard work

[Bod95]

Can’t all be pulling tits for a living sure

[carryharry]

I lol’d at that

[carryharry]

I’d say you’d be hard work.