The punchline at the end where it reveals that he’s raising his three children in Monkstown which is in (checks notes) South Dublin 
It’s probably a red brick and he probably drives a four wheel drive
Probably?
He certainly a strange spin on things.
Interview today…
They are looking for someone to be in the office 5 days … Trying to build a team yada yada yada. I told the recruitment officer that i could do it short term (6 months) while developing the team and processes etc. but long term I’d need WFH flexibility. … She came back and said they’ve agreed to that.
At the end of the interview, which went well, the female interviewer drops the 'it’s 5 days in the office ’ - no exceptions. Why bring me in for the fucking interview?
Was that her way of saying we won’t be hiring you? The recruitment lady rang after and said she 100% told them what my stance was.
I’m seething.
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You couldn’t trust a recruiter to tell you what day of the week it is.
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They’d put you picking stones if there was a commission in it for them
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Cunts
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Couldn’t you go into the office ffs.
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Recruiters are fucking useless. It makes no difference if you lasted 2 weeks or 2 years there, they’d have the commission pocketed just by getting one of their nominations hired.
3/4 days a week i will be.
If they want you they’ll accommodate you. Course if you’re in five days your team should be as well.
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Twould be some way to build a team alright. All of them in the office 5 days a week and they looking at their @Julio_Geordio type manager on a Teams call and he bleary eyed and sitting in a cum stained tracksuit at home.
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He has nap time blacked out on his Team’s calendar
That’s the way it’s gone now.
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You have to last 12 weeks for them to get paid
Are you coming onto me?
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Casually mention that you’re invoicing them for your time- and expenses, watch her reaction
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Tears of laughter I’d say.
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I’ve heard different from a tech firm recruiter within the last week