How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints…
This thread is a joke.
did you hear about the Cork man who lacked self-confidence?
He only thought he was the best.
Yeah? How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas then?
He was feeling your presence…
There is one thing worse than a bad a joke, thats a good joke badly told. :rolleyes:
Awful, truly awful. I’d say they gone down a bomb in a pub though.
Just bought a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar.
Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.
:lol: I’ll be making that a full pint of shandy up in Paddy Blues for that beauty, Macintosh.
Priest. Ultan tell me this. Do you entertain immoral thoughts?
Ultan. Oh no faddher. They entertain me.
I had the ghost of John Denver in the house last Sunday.
He filled up my census
Ah that’s a cracker
What’s the toughest part of playing rugby ?
Telling your parents that you’re gay
In Joe Brolly’s article today. Are you Joe?
Lend us a kidney mate
What’s worse than your partner falling asleep during sex ?
Them waking up during it…