Joke Thread


#21

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?


#22

You look for the fresh prints…


#23

This thread is a joke.


#24

did you hear about the Cork man who lacked self-confidence?

He only thought he was the best.


#25

Yeah? How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas then?


#26

He was feeling your presence…


#27

There is one thing worse than a bad a joke, thats a good joke badly told. :rolleyes:


#28

Awful, truly awful. I’d say they gone down a bomb in a pub though. :smiley:


#29

#30

Just bought a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar.

Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.


#31

:lol: I’ll be making that a full pint of shandy up in Paddy Blues for that beauty, Macintosh.


#32

Priest. Ultan tell me this. Do you entertain immoral thoughts?
Ultan. Oh no faddher. They entertain me.


#33

I had the ghost of John Denver in the house last Sunday.

He filled up my census


#34

Ah that’s a cracker


#35

What’s the toughest part of playing rugby ?

Telling your parents that you’re gay


#36

#37

In Joe Brolly’s article today. Are you Joe?


#38

I am.


#39

Lend us a kidney mate


#40

What’s worse than your partner falling asleep during sex ?

Them waking up during it…