Jordan Raped by a celeb

Julio_Geordio · September 16, 2009, 10:37am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2638330/Jordan-A-celeb-raped-me.html

Apparently he said suprise afterwards and thus cannot be prosecuted

farmerinthecity · September 16, 2009, 10:41am

Fucking scanadalous.

Going to the press with something like that is a disgrace. She is using such a thing to stay famous because she knows that she has nothing else to offer. Some poor lad will be persecuted about it now.

If she was raped then when why doesn’t she go to the cops and don’t engage in this trial by media bullshit.

WhiskeyInTheJar · September 16, 2009, 10:47am

[quote=“Julio Geordio”]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2638330/Jordan-A-celeb-raped-me.html

Apparently he said suprise afterwards and thus cannot be prosecuted [/quote]

does peter andre count as a celeb?

caoimhaoin · September 16, 2009, 10:49am

“Rape is close to my heart” - Jordan

WTF.
She needs to be put down.

Garda_Sean_Horgan · September 16, 2009, 10:49am

Agreed.
She is a disgrace.
she won’t disclose it though. She will “tell all” in her new book, which is another auto biography as far as I know.
Is this not her 3rd?

Yours etc,
GSH.

myboyblue · September 16, 2009, 10:52am

Isnt this donkeys years old?

Surprised about this she always struck me as the sort of lady who would discourage male attention of any shape or form.

Special_Olympiakos · September 16, 2009, 10:57am

Wonder will this one be pinned on the hun Leslie too?

treaty_exile · September 16, 2009, 11:03am

the last line of that article is also a particularly classy piece of work.

a blight on society.

Piles_Hussain · September 16, 2009, 1:01pm

I think the most disgusting aspect of this entire affair is that female fans are ‘wowed’ by Peter Andres new album.

Surely raping Jordan can’t really be considered rape any more. More like Timmy O’Toole falling down the well.
She’s a cum receptacle. End of story.

Gaillimharais · September 16, 2009, 1:16pm

Herself, Marsh and Katona should be sent to the gas chamber.

myboyblue · September 16, 2009, 1:16pm

What exactly would Jordans definition of a “celeb” be?

Piles_Hussain · September 16, 2009, 1:20pm

Member of a religious order.
I assume she speaks teenglish to keep up with her market and so, considers men of the cloth to be celebs because they are ‘supposedly’ celibate.

No?

OK then

Sledgehammer · September 16, 2009, 1:24pm

I’d ride it

tipptops · September 16, 2009, 1:26pm

It would laugh at your best.

Garda_Sean_Horgan · September 16, 2009, 1:28pm

It wouldn’t laugh too much after a punch in the mush.

Yours etc,
GSH.

Piles_Hussain · September 16, 2009, 5:58pm

So would I but thats beside the point.

artfoley · September 16, 2009, 6:02pm

"And Jordan revealed she will have cancer tests due to the stress of her marriage break-up. She had surgery on a growth on a finger in 2002. "

so she had a wart removed, so fucking what ?

SHANNONSIDER · September 16, 2009, 6:26pm

[quote=“Garda Sean Horgan”]Agreed.
She is a disgrace.
she won’t disclose it though. She will “tell all” in her new book, which is another auto biography as far as I know.
Is this not her 3rd?

Yours etc,
GSH.[/quote]

3rd? This may be her 3rd autobiography, but total number of books by Katie Price now run well into the thirties. Booker prize candidates mostly.

briantinnion · September 16, 2009, 10:02pm

Every day I go on to the Sun website to see who is on page3 and every day there is a story about the following: Jordan, Katona, Jacko. Does my f**king head in.

The_Runt · September 16, 2009, 10:03pm

Fair play to Folan, I hope he hit her a few belts while he was at it.