Judgment Day is Nigh

I’m sure our brilliant health service will be able to save our bacon.

Liitle England on an island in the sun
Little England havin fun fun fun
Havin fun fun fun fun

Little Englanders your cover is blown
2,000 miles away you still never leave home
You watch British TV and you drink in British bars
Your idea of fun is when you’re smashin up cars
You know no other way you think the earth is flat
Whatever you’re havin’ I’ll have chips with that
'cause Peckham-on-Sea is the only place it’s at
Peckham-on-Sea is the only place it’s at

You left your family
You left your home
'cause your life is really crap
Now your livin’ in a place that you couldn’t pick out, pick out on a fuckin’ map
You’re hangin’ around with dodgy dealers and people that you hate
Workin’ in these crappy English bars has got you in a state
Fraternising with Little England’s criminal class has got you in a mess
Workin’ in these shitty places here is your definition of success
And you’re in a mess from your head down to your arse
And you know you wanna leave
But you know you can’t
And you know you won’t
You never change ‘cause you know no other way
So today will be the same as every other fuckin’ day

Liitle England on an island in the sun
Little England havin fun fun fun
Havin fun fun fun fun

Bring it on, makes a change from having to listen to the recession on the radio every day. I beleive the HSE is well equipped to fight it, so I have every confidence in our wonderful organisation.

update:
149 people have been killed in Mexico due to swine flu.
new cases confirmed in: New Zealand, Isreal and Spain

Phew, nowhere important hit yet.

:smiley:

[quote=“myboyblue”]Phew, nowhere important hit yet.

:D[/quote]

its only a matter of time

As long as its no one important like me, we’ll be alright.

nobody is safe

Osama bin Laden is

You’re unfamiliar with my unnaturally strong immune system.

I discovered I was immune too.

He is dead

Dead like a fox

chalk it down

Below is a list of countries affected by swine flu

IRELAND – 0 deaths, 0 cases, 4 suspected cases

MEXICO – 149 deaths, 18 cases, 1,600 suspected cases

US - 0 deaths, 51 cases, 0 suspected cases

CANADA - 0 deaths, 6 cases, 0 suspected cases

NEW ZEALAND - 0 deaths, 11 cases, 0 suspected cases

BRITAIN - 0 deaths, 2 cases, 0 suspected cases

SPAIN – 0 deaths, 2 cases, 26 suspected cases

ISRAEL – 0 deaths, 1 case, 1 suspected case

AUSTRALIA -0 deaths, 0 cases, 19 suspected cases

SWEDEN - 0 deaths, 0 cases, 5 suspected cases

GERMANY - 0 deaths, 0 cases, 3 suspected cases

FRANCE - 0 deaths, 0 cases, 4 suspected cases

NORWAY - 0 deaths, 0 cases, 1 suspected case

SOUTH KOREA - 0 deaths, 0 cases, 1 suspected case

Will you stop scaremongering WITJ…For fuck sake, this is just a gimick thought up by the pharmiceutical industry to sell more drugs…Whatever happened bird flu, a load of bollocks

a gimmick that has claimed 149 deaths so far

They were mexicans.

do they not count?

We’re currently waiting for Flano to decide. He’s an american so would have a better insight into this.