Kev

You’re an exceptional case

Thought they were Israelis that robbed the tools?

No he dumped them because they were made in Israel and kev is in Hamas

Did the Tyrone lads take the Israeli tools out of the skip?

That sounds like Kev.

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CC @tazdedub

I chuckled when I saw Kev describing Aussies as “combustible”. If ever there was a word that aptly matched it’s user I would match combustible with the intrepid Kevin.

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Great to see kev channelling all that knowledge into something productive… This place didn’t suit him…he was too much of an open book… Lads had him wound up like a clock and the red mist would descend and kev would never back down no matter how far from the original point the argument strayed… He’d give the day and night trading cyber blows on all fronts for some meaningless argument.

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Ah but it was great stuff.

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Absolute gold

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The post about Greenland was my favourite. Who called him up on it again?

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@caoimhaoin destroyed the lives an awful lot of losers round here. He did it consistently for about 10 year and he did it across 3 different continents.
That time he said he was having casual and regular sexual intercourse with a 24 year old that was similar to what you’d see in the movies drove the usual suspects on here absolutely demented.
He gave a fair few sad bastards plenty of sleepless nights. In an unprecedented era for weirdos in Cark he was an isolated gem. Badly badly missed.

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That Tess Tickle freak is no loss

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this is brilliant

Unfortunately we couldn’t keep him for the following season. Had we I am convinced we would have played Senior, even if it was a short trip up. What Ronan does is make you believe in yourself, but he also encourages a “go for it” mentality. Take the shot on. Be brave. I remember coming on late in a league game against Ballydesomnd that Donnacha O’ Connor controlled single handedly but with a minute left i got a sight at goal for an equalizer that actually in the end would have got us promotion. It was outside of the boot stuff, but a defender got a hand on it and it only made the keepers hands. Game over. I made some mutterings of “shouldn’t take the shot on”, the reort from Ronan was somewhere along the lines of “i don’t give a fuck, go for it again next week”. Thats who Cork have at the wheel.

A favorite saying of his is “take the hand-break off”. When Ronan was appointed Cork Manager I was delighted. I was not a bit surprised Carbery Rangers won the Senior County under Ronan, in fact I made a nice bit on money on it. A team hanging around the upper echelons of Cork football who it could be argued lacked a killer instinct and Mindset to finish the job. Ronan came in and clearly changed that

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An incredible turn of events here.

I wonder how he got on with the Brazilian lad who was trying to sabotage his business that time?

It was rivetting stuff.

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