Iâll be wearing my Galway keeper jersey on Sunday.
Huh?
What
Donât play dumb, Timmy.
Iâm not comfortable in the middle of this sword fight, guys.
When Timmy comes to, expect to be bogged down in tedious arguments over whether you have slandered the entire population of Kilkenny with accusations of Tippophobia.
He might even accuse you of being anti-semantic.
Youâre still reeling. I guess I can expect a few more notifications from you in the next while until you calm down.
Reeling you inâŚ
Okay
Notified
Kilkenny people take their hurling and beatings seriously. I was at an U21 final between Galway and Kilkenny. Think it was 99, after Cork had beat them in the senior. PJ Delaney was assaulted in Tipp the night before and we were having a friendly chat with a Kilkenny gent about those dirty Tipp cunts. At the end of the match he erupted and told us we werenât worth a fuck and weâd never win anything. He had a point in fairness but not sure why he was so animated about beating Galway, especially as we had probably beaten ourselves again.
I just looked up and seen the thread title. I hope Myers sees this and gives it an old like. Iâd say he loves his hurling tittle tattle.
The position ainât vacant, you snivelling little cunt. Your articles are shit, they are full of pretentious bolloxology. You write like a chap trying to prove something to himself. Itâs so false and it reads like shit, no flow and no cut to it. Just blustery bollox, a bit like yourself. Man the fuck up and take the criticism on the chin or else give it up.
And less of the pricking around here too. Itâs like having to listen to a gay Thespian have a spat with his bum chum. Call the other lad a cunt and be done with it and stop fannying around with the faux intellectual shite. The same advice applies to your shit articles.
Now, I bid you a âGood Dayâ SirâŚ
It is curious how the forum capitalists appear to be the ones most rattled by the arrival of @Malarkey.
Instead of striving for an open, transparent meritocracy, they are more interested in trying to protect their tired, dull, inefficient, poorly performing, cosy little clique.
In the immortal words of Iain Duncan-Smith at Prime Ministerâs Questions in October 2001, âthey donât like it, they do not like itâ.
Not really. Pontious âwashed his handsâ of the matter. The Jewish locals were calling for crucifixion. I think Pontious would rather have avoided such barbarity, not finding Christ guilty of any crime.
If you believe the St Johnâs version of the Bible.
Who do you think you are?
I like oul malarkey, but heâs a bit of a one trick pony, and, like buff, is wearing a bit thin.
Thatâs probably my favourite Spice Girls single.
Is âWannabeâ your favourite?
Like with that other one-trick pony Kieran Donaghy, itâs a bloody good trick.