On behalf of the forumâs capitalists I would like to welcome @Malarkey to the myriad of entertaining and educational threads on TFK. He seems to only feature on this thread however, or has disappeared entirely like many if your other boring aliases.
Never heard of them.
I only ask because you seem to be a big shot on here.
You appear embarrassed that you were squealing like a little pig at his arrival earlier today and have now backtracked.
Thatâs poor INTERNET etiquette.
Apart from @GeoffreyBoycott, @The_Scouse_Cafu, @GV_Wright and @Sheikh_Bo, who were these other boring aliases?
Well weâre kind of talking technicalities here flatty. Pontius gave them the option of
barabus. Once yhey made the choice think he had to sign off on the gig.
Do you think the Romans were agonizing over hanging another Jew? They hung them for sport.
Not really. Like I said we were just sorting out a few technicalities.
Please point to where I was âsquealing at his arrivalâ. I am merely exposing him as a spoofer. Unlike the lickspittles fawning over him, like the rest of Leinster (excluding your native Galway) fawning over Kilkenny.
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Aside from the roads, sanitation, education, medicine, law and order and wine⌠What did the Romans ever jew for us?
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Nothing mate, they were afraid of the Celts.
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Here, mate.
I particularly liked the post you followed up with later where you insisted you were a âbig dogâ.
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Once again you demonstrate an inability to extract any meaning from a few sentences, and predictably go for the literal interpretation. Nowhere did I or am I suggesting @Malarkey should not post here (or on other threads), but unlike others I will not be bowing down to him, as if he were some kind of sage. There are some very weak cunts on here, no backbone. Itâs no wonder hurling is fucked in their counties.
You can fuck up too, you annoying fanny boy cunt
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TS Eliot (approximately): âA distinction between metaphysics and common sense is itself a metaphysical distinction.â
To wit: there is nothing more faux intellectual than rabbiting on about faux intellectualism. âFauxâ is the lilac foulard of adjectives.
By the way, I would say the only thing you take on your chin is carpet. There are a fair few giveaway references.
Kev obviously has a bit of spare time 
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Copy & Paste king.
Must take an age writing those shoe shit articles.
The happy masochist:
Itâs wooden floors or nothing here pal, youâd want to up your game if youâre going to dance with a Top Top Poster.
The Malarkey guide to posting and article writing;
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Include a vague and pointless quotation from an Author/Poet, it makes me sound intellectual, even if it makes little sense to the point under discussion
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Include, where possible, and of course where necessary, numerous commas in a long winded, never ending and, preferably, substance shy sentence which, depending on the authorâs prerogative, may, or indeed may not, include the type of vocabulary a Leaving Cert C1 standard student desperately, and foolishly I may add for no apparent reason at all, deploys in an attempt to drag himself into the lofty realms of a âBâ.
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Above paragraph to be nicely rounded off with an equally shit and vague clichĂŠ, such as âWeather is different than climateâ or some other such bollox.
Job done. A post, or article, written with nothing actually said.
And your observations on HurlingâŚ?? Any bollox that thinks Bubbles OâDwyer is closer to the greatness of Jimmy Doyle than Eoin Kelly is⌠for fuck sake. Iâd say the Shamrocks boys were delighted to see you coming. Another fucking âhanger onâ 
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You appear to have misunderstood the nature of the comment.
I do not want to dance with you. Sorry.
Try not to be so angry about it. And straighten that foulard. You seem to be sweating.