La Liga


Costa scores and is sent off immediately.


Thrilled for all my friends in Barrio de Triana. We went across the city to the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan and beat the Sevilla cunts 5-3. Vamos Betis.


The Green & White triumph.


Bizarre refereeing still can’t seal the win for Real. 2-2 with Celta.


The fascist scum lose again. They’re in a real battle to get top four now


Taxi for Zidane


Real Sociedad 2-4 Barcelona FT.

Sociedad led 2-0.

Luis Suarez scored two tonight and has now scored 11 goals in 11 matches. I thought he was finished, or something?

Paulinho and Messi with the others.

I can’t see outside of Barcelona and Liverpool for the Champions’ League.


Did coutinho play Sid ?


No. He is actually injured, apparently.


26th May in Kiev. Can’t wait.


@Bandage will be making a Donal Skehan chicken Kiev recipe during that.


Real Madrid knocked out of the Copa del Rey by Leganes


Will Zizou last to the PSG game?




They need Gary Neville, or maybe even Phil Neville.


He will I’d say. I could see them winning it too


PSG is actually a great tie for them. At home in the first leg too. PSG are just the sort of gutless pussies who will roll over for them. If Madrid get over that they’ll be very dangerous again. I’ll be throwing an imaginary fiver of Neymar being red carded in the first leg, and if that doesn’t happen, I’ll be throwing an imaginary fiver on him to be red carded in the second leg.


Neymar is going to Real next season. He won’t try a leg against them.


Like he didn’t try a leg against PSG last year?


That was the turning point for him at Barca. He won the game for them and they all kissed Messi’s hole.