Lance Armstrong

That was another telling thing from the Oprah interview. Youā€™d imagine anyone well coached looking for redemption would have let on they were delighted to have the weight lifted off their shoulders ā€˜look Iā€™m glad itā€™s all come out, I was living a lieā€™ kind of thing. He seemed to genuinely regret making the comeback only because he blames it for his downfall. ā€˜I wouldnā€™t be sitting here if I didnā€™t come backā€™. Almost seemed to be admitting that the only thing he regretted was getting caught.

Aye. He got greedy. Iā€™d say thereā€™s Indurain, Bugno and a whole load of others who are sitting in their villas tonight glad they never went down the ridiculous route Armstrong did.

Shit article from a shit journalist. All these accusations flying about but I asked him and he denied it-he lied to me!

Do some investigative journalism you spoofer.

Anyone watching. Iā€™ve a bottle of red here so I thought Iā€™d get it over with now. A half-apology to David Walsh. Not cool.

Armstrong bemoaning that he canā€™t compete in the Austin 10k. Suggesting that maybe he might be allowed compete in local sporting events in exchange for ā€œa six month subventionā€.

ā€œI would apologise to Davidā€ (Walsh).

Armstrong thesaurus: ā€˜Absolutelyā€™ = No

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July 1999: ā€œI have been on my deathbed, and Iā€™m not stupid. I can emphatically say I am not on drugs.ā€[/font]
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Dec 2000: ā€œWe are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success ā€¦ Before this ordeal I had never heard of [the performance-enhancing drug Actovegin].ā€[/font]
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Jan 2001: ā€œThe simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping.ā€[/font]
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Jan 2004: ā€œI have never had a single positive doping test, and I do not take performance-enhancing drugs.ā€[/font]
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July 2004: ā€œWeā€™re sick and tired of these allegations and weā€™re going to do everything we can to fight them. Theyā€™re absolutely untrue.ā€[/font]
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Aug 2005: ā€œI have never doped. I can say it again, but Iā€™ve said it for seven years.ā€[/font]
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Aug 2005: ā€œWhy would I enter into a sport and then dope myself up and risk my life again? Thatā€™s crazy. I would never do that. No way.ā€[/font]
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Nov 2005: ā€œHow many times do I have to say it? ā€¦ Well, it canā€™t be any clearer than ā€˜Iā€™ve never taken drugs.ā€™ā€[/font]
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July 2010: ā€œAs long as I live, I will deny it. There was absolutely no way I forced people, encouraged people, told people, helped people, facilitated. Absolutely not. One hundred percent.ā€[/font]
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Jan 2011: ā€œIf youā€™re trying to hide something, you wouldnā€™t keep getting away with it for 10 years. Nobody is that clever.ā€[/font]
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May 2011: ā€œTwenty-plus-year career, 500 drug controls worldwide, in and out of competition. Never a failed test. I rest my case.ā€[/font]
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June 2012: ā€œI have never doped ā€¦ I have competed as an endurance athlete for 25 years with no spike in performance, passed more than 500 drug tests and never failed one.ā€[/font]
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Jan 2013: ā€œAll the fault and all the blame here falls on me. I viewed this situation as one big lie that I repeated a lot of times. I made my decisions. They are my mistakes, and I am sitting here today to acknowledge that and to say Iā€™m sorry for that.ā€[/font]

ā€œHe deserves itā€

Fucks sake

I thought the tears were about to flow there.

They night be about to.

Lance comes clean because of his kid - fuck off!

Here come the tears!

Christ, can you imagine being Armstrongā€™s son. Worse than being that Hitler nephew who lived in Dublin or somesuch to paraphrase Father Ted in the New Jack City episode.

Taking out the first 10 minutes of part I of interview, Armstrong has been on the charm defensive. No follow ups at all by the big O - she may have researched the history but she hasnā€™t lived and breathed it to know when the cunt is out on a limb.

Still, heā€™s gone further than any high profile Irish sporting drugs cheat has ever done.

This advertising from this alone should get the Oprah network through the next year.

Fair sick of this shit. No follow us questions to the big issues

Ah, here

And they all lived happily ever after.

The rest of them will get theirs in time. Armstrong now will ride off into the sunset.

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