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That would keep you busy.

Who will cover Claire Byrne 23 weeks of the year that she isnā€™t available to present her Radio One show?

Utility man Philip Boucher Hayes

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Iā€™m hurt.

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I think Patrick Kielty and Cat Deeley have overtaken Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf as my favourite celebrity couple.

Watching Cat frollicking barefoot on a couch with Edith Bowman (who played the sound but less hot friend perfectly) every week on the MTV chart rundown circa 1998/99 was appointment television.

It was a mild boost to Irelandā€™s national morale and manhood that a woman like that would decide to shack up with a GAA sub goalkeeper who could tell a yarn.

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My sources (a WhatsApp forward :rofl:) say thereā€™s a scandal about to break.

Ray Dā€™Arcy ticks all the boxes here. RTE furniture, smug cunt, way over paid.

Ronan Collins would have made a great LLS host

He spends his Friday nights marching around town

Iā€™ll take a PM

As itā€™s a show for old codgers any of the nationwide crew would do

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Did they not put out the feelers on the Miriam idea a couple of weeks ago and there wasnā€™t too much outrage? Sheā€™s very good at her job and a very decent person by all accounts.
Everyone was bullin for Tommy Tiernan 3 months ago. His performance on his biggest day against Roy Keane was his chance but he didnā€™t really take it.

It has to be Claire. Arise Mountrath and take your place among the nations of the earth

I canā€™t stand him. Iā€™d take an auld PM

Tubbs work is done. Covid is over, the canteen is emptied, Toy Show the Musical has realised his dream.

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Hit me big man

Itā€™ll almost certainly be a woman anyway. Theyā€™ll be war if they give it to another white man in this climate. Thatā€™s the way itā€™s gone shure.

Panti Bliss would tick nearly all boxes.

Iā€™d love to see it happen just to see the howls of outrage.

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PK knows the score

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Byrne hasnā€™t done the pivot to light entertainment. Miriam Oā€™Callaghan did but is too old for the gig (ageist misogynist) if they are looking for another 10 years out of a presenter.

RTƉ made a balls of pivoting Grainne Seoige to light entertainment a decade and a half ago.

The two from Dancing with the RTƉ Stars would be short odds Iā€™d say.

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If they gave the job to a steaming bucket of scutter it would do a better job than Pat did.

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