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[Cheasty]

@Iggy

It’ll almost certainly be a woman anyway. They’ll be war if they give it to another white man in this climate. That’s the way it’s gone shure.

Panti Bliss would tick nearly all boxes.

I’d love to see it happen just to see the howls of outrage.

[Locke]

PK knows the score

NewstalkFM

[Tim_Riggins]

Byrne hasn’t done the pivot to light entertainment. Miriam O’Callaghan did but is too old for the gig (ageist misogynist) if they are looking for another 10 years out of a presenter.

RTÉ made a balls of pivoting Grainne Seoige to light entertainment a decade and a half ago.

The two from Dancing with the RTÉ Stars would be short odds I’d say.

[binkybarnes]

@Locke

PK knows the score

If they gave the job to a steaming bucket of scutter it would do a better job than Pat did.

[Jahan]

@Tim_Riggins

Byrne hasn’t done the pivot to light entertainment.

I think she has.

[Cheasty]

@Julio_Geordio

Ray D’Arcy ticks all the boxes here. RTE furniture, smug cunt, way over paid.

D’Arcy won’t be getting it. His Saturday night show wasn’t very popular.

Brendan O’Connor would have a bigger shout. Did reasonably well with his Saturday night show and has been doing the #Marian slot for the last three years. He’s versatile, can do both the light entertainment and serious stuff and has a touch of the Tommy Tiernan about him in the way he’ll let his guests speak.

[EmilioButragueno]

It’s going to be Pantibliss isn’t it?

[Batigol]

Could I get a PM too please?

[MountLeinster]

What a shower of cunts

[YellowBib]

Could Darren Frehill pivot out of sport?

[Cheasty]

@YellowBib

Could Darren Frehill pivot out of sport?

Time for Ken Early to leave the Second Captains behind and make it the Late Early Show.

[balbec]

I’d go with the Carkie myself. He was shafted to accomodate Ray D’Arcy.

[gilgamboa]

@Cheasty

Watching Cat frollicking barefoot on a couch with Edith Bowman (who played the sound but less hot friend perfectly) every week on the MTV chart rundown circa 1998/99 was appointment television.

I stopped watching when Donna Air left. Donna is still a very very beautiful woman

[Cheasty]

@gilgamboa

I stopped watching when Donna Air left. Donna is still a very very beautiful woman

I was a big fan of Donna from back in her Byker Grove days (she was in her Byker Grove pomp the same autumn Keegan’s Newcastle were ripping it up at the top of the Premier League), then she popped up on Select MTV circa the winter of 1997/98.

Any time there was an Irish caller, it would become painfully apparent that Donna knew nothing about Ireland and wasn’t very interested.

This turned me against her a bit. As well as being marginally better looking and a good deal sexier, Cat seemed way sounder, and smarter and more interesting in general, and had a lovely Birmingham accent, an accent that’s normally dreadful.

[myboyblue]

Colm Parkinson

[Julio_Geordio]

@YellowBib

Could Darren Frehill pivot out of sport?

I’d pay good money to see Darren do the Toy Show.

And here they are, with their latest dance number the Billy Morgan kids

[Cheasty]

Here’s Parkinson’s target demographic in the background.

[neilld]

He’d have to get a haircut, its shocking.

[neilld]

An insider remarked at the time that they couldn’t devise a format to mask her weaknesses.

[Aertel220]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

My sources (a WhatsApp forward ) say there’s a scandal about to break.

That was my first thought when I heard on the radio there that Tubs was leaving such a cushy number. God I hope it’s not Darcy or Jennifer Zamp. Two sickeners. Somebody like Miriam O’ Callaghan or Tommy T would be far more palatable.