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I’m hurt.

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I think Patrick Kielty and Cat Deeley have overtaken Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf as my favourite celebrity couple.

Watching Cat frollicking barefoot on a couch with Edith Bowman (who played the sound but less hot friend perfectly) every week on the MTV chart rundown circa 1998/99 was appointment television.

It was a mild boost to Ireland’s national morale and manhood that a woman like that would decide to shack up with a GAA sub goalkeeper who could tell a yarn.

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My sources (a WhatsApp forward :rofl:) say there’s a scandal about to break.

Ray D’Arcy ticks all the boxes here. RTE furniture, smug cunt, way over paid.

Ronan Collins would have made a great LLS host

He spends his Friday nights marching around town

I’ll take a PM

As it’s a show for old codgers any of the nationwide crew would do

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Did they not put out the feelers on the Miriam idea a couple of weeks ago and there wasn’t too much outrage? She’s very good at her job and a very decent person by all accounts.
Everyone was bullin for Tommy Tiernan 3 months ago. His performance on his biggest day against Roy Keane was his chance but he didn’t really take it.

It has to be Claire. Arise Mountrath and take your place among the nations of the earth

I can’t stand him. I’d take an auld PM

Tubbs work is done. Covid is over, the canteen is emptied, Toy Show the Musical has realised his dream.

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Hit me big man

It’ll almost certainly be a woman anyway. They’ll be war if they give it to another white man in this climate. That’s the way it’s gone shure.

Panti Bliss would tick nearly all boxes.

I’d love to see it happen just to see the howls of outrage.

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PK knows the score

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Byrne hasn’t done the pivot to light entertainment. Miriam O’Callaghan did but is too old for the gig (ageist misogynist) if they are looking for another 10 years out of a presenter.

RTƉ made a balls of pivoting Grainne Seoige to light entertainment a decade and a half ago.

The two from Dancing with the RTƉ Stars would be short odds I’d say.

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If they gave the job to a steaming bucket of scutter it would do a better job than Pat did.

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I think she has.

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D’Arcy won’t be getting it. His Saturday night show wasn’t very popular.

Brendan O’Connor would have a bigger shout. Did reasonably well with his Saturday night show and has been doing the #Marian slot for the last three years. He’s versatile, can do both the light entertainment and serious stuff and has a touch of the Tommy Tiernan about him in the way he’ll let his guests speak.

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It’s going to be Pantibliss isn’t it?