Let's All Laugh At Sevco Thread

What an article by Glenn Gibbons in The Scotsman today. An absolute savaging of that sly cunt Ally McCoist.

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Glenn Gibbons: McCoist and Smith fail to see true Ibrox saboteurs[/b]

Published on Saturday 28 April 2012 03:57

FOR someone who is possibly the oldest rookie manager in the history of the game, Ally McCoist this week gave a flawless impersonation of an impulsive, vengeful and nasty-minded adolescent.

Notoriety attached itself to the former striker with the suddenness and potential devastation of a pernicious virus the moment he demanded the release of the names of the three-man independent review panel who imposed sanctions on Rangers in accordance with the seriousness of the Ibrox club’s breaches of football’s regulations.

The suspicion that his disturbingly sinister outburst – “I want to know who these people are, Rangers supporters want to know who these people are” – was a prime example of premeditated mischief-making did not take long to harden into certainty. It came with the revelation of an SFA spokesperson that the supposedly bemused manager would undoubtedly already have known the identities of the judges, since Rangers had a representative attend the entire judicial proceedings.

At a stroke, McCoist’s long-established image as an ebullient and irrepressible charmer was transformed into a hideous representation of spiteful retribution. Nor did the damage inflicted on his own reputation come anywhere near to being undone by his declaration the following day that he was “disgusted” by the thought of any Rangers fan visiting abuse on the panel members and issuing threats against them and their families so distressing that the police began investigations with a view to criminal charges.

“I would not for one moment want anyone to interpret my remarks as a signal to engage in any form of threatening behaviour,” he said. The picture of a stable door being bolted while, in the background, a horse at the gallop disappears over the horizon springs to mind.

It was noticeable, too, that McCoist’s attempt at a “rescue” did not even hint at the possibility of culpability on his part, far less an apology to the panellists and their distraught families.

He may be relatively inexperienced in his present post, but he has been in professional football for 33 years, all but a handful of them in association with Rangers. In the circumstances, he would, unquestionably, be perfectly aware of the potential for appalling behaviour among certain followers of the club.

If nothing else, he ought surely to have been familiar with the regularly-documented and legally-pursued instances of assaults, abuses, threats and attempts on the life of his rival at Celtic, Neil Lennon.

But McCoist’s injudiciousness simply chimes with the general transformation of Rangers over the past two decades from a trophy-gathering phenomenon into a magnet for bad management. The series of saboteurs ranges from David Murray, whose ego-driven excesses should be recognised as the single most significant factor in Rangers’ present predicament, through the questionable motives and actions of his successor, Craig Whyte, to the representatives of Duff & Phelps, now widely regarded as the most incompetent administrators ever to be charged with righting a listing football club.

Astoundingly, Murray seems still to command the loyalty of a reliable band of apologists, among whom his former manager, Walter Smith, may be understandably – and even forgivably – numbered.

But the attempts in certain quarters of the media to present a revisionist view of history – one in which Murray is totally exculpated in the matter of Rangers’ potentially fatal wounding – have been utterly shameless. It is as though the former owner/chairman, who is officially dead where football is concerned, continues to exert an influence on his former lapdogs from beyond the grave.

Smith’s recent exercise in condemning Whyte was such an example of unadulterated propaganda, complete with see-through inaccuracies, that it was easy to wonder if we were playing the old time machine game, returning to the Murray heyday.

Having expressed bewilderment over the speed with which Rangers seemed to have descended into penury, Smith insisted that he had, at the end of last season, left “a debt-free club” that was on a sound financial footing. Staggeringly, he insisted that the extravagances of the Murray tenure were an irrelevance.

“You can make your own judgment on what happened before,” said Smith, “but the fact is none of that mattered. In May of last year, all of that had disappeared.”

Well, all of it except the £18 million of bank debt that had been transferred to Whyte, the admitted £4.2 million bill known as the wee tax case, the millions owed to clubs in Scotland, England and Europe for a variety of reasons, plus a lengthy list of creditors from ancillary trades.

There was also, of course, the spectre of the big tax case, which could yield a further liability of upwards of £70 million.

To paraphrase John Cleese in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, “apart from that, what harm did David Murray ever do Rangers?”

As if Murray and Whyte were not enough for one benighted club to take, the administrators have, since their arrival, proved about as helpful as gatecrashers. Consultation with an array of qualified people in the financial and legal professions has confirmed that none has ever heard of a period of administration that has not produced a single redundancy.

What it has brought is further haemorrhaging, to the tune of £2.5 million in the first two months of the Duff & Phelps stewardship. Now the administrators, who seem not to have complied with even one of their own “final and binding” deadlines since they took the wheel on 14 February, are making confident noises about winning an appeal against the sentence of the judicial panel. Their optimism reportedly based on encouraging (private) words from the SFA chief executive, Stewart Regan.

Maybe Regan didn’t want to spoil the moment with a reminder that any appeals panel will also be independent. And quite beyond his influence.

Liquidation to be announced later today?

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fuck yeah

Link please or I’ll remove the post

I can’t reveal my excellent sources.

What would a liquidation mean Bando?

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What would a liquidation mean Bando?[/quote]

Basically McCoist McCulloch and co. Will be put into a massive blender and be mulched up and served with jelly and ice-cream.

They would cease to exist in their current form.

But a ‘New Company’ would be established and a ‘new’ Rangers would be formed. There’s an SPL meeting today which is scheduled to discuss what would happen in the event of a member club going into liquidation.

Logically, you would think they would have to start again at the bottom of the league ladder in Scotland. But the draft proposals for discussion, which were released a couple of weeks ago, took a less harsh view and included a further point penalty and reduced prize money (but no removal from the SPL).

I would imagine it’d make it very hard for the rest of the clubs to get bank loans etc. if that was the only penalty they would incur by default.

Who’d own Ibrox after this? The creditors?

Yes, that point has already been made by a couple of clubs. No bank would countenance giving a club a loan facility if they could pull a Rangers, refuse to pay their debts, liquidate and reform in order to maintain their SPL status. There’s a load of spin in the media with the huns and their journalistic camp pushing the ‘this isn’t good for Scottish football line’ and talking about how the TV deal will be adversely affected and the income from 3 or 4 games per season against Rangers is important for the lesser clubs. As mentioned above, you even had Rangers ambassador Sandy Jardine saying that the club and fans ‘would take action’ against SPL member clubs that sought to have them punished. It’s fairly bizarre. Then you have the likes of McCoist trying to make it an “Old Firm” issue even though it’s got nothing to do with Celtic - “the SPL needs Celtic and Rangers” etc. Fuck off back to Question of Sport, Alisatair.

Blue knights have made another offer for Rangers this morning.

How does it work if a club is liquidated?
Is there anything to stop two rival groups each setting up a “new” Rangers?

Today’s SPL meeting about Financial Fair Play has been adjourned. They will reconvene next Monday. Nothing decided.

It’s being reported that administrators Duff and Phelps, possibly the only ever administrators to have had no redundancies in a near 3-month long administration process, are announcing their preferred bidder for Rangers today. It’s expected to be American Bill Miller whose intention is to liquidate - the hun supporters are talking about having a sit down pitch invasion at tonight’s league game because this means having their history wiped out! The huns have gone bust! :clap: :pint: :lol:

Ah this is just terrific. What a hero Craig Whyte has been through all this. Stoically interfering and meddling just to keep himself amused.

Obviously the SPL will let them stay in the SPL (purely because of who they are) but this is highly amusing.

Will they have to rebrand?
I can’t believe its not Rangers or some such?

All suggestions welcome.

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