Let's All Laugh At Sevco Thread

A one (shit) team league is better than a two (shit) team league?

No-one has stepped up to challenge the top 2 in donkeys years? What’s makes you think clubs will suddenly improve to challenge Glasgow Celtic’s place in the Europa League qualifying
round? All the Old Firm sponsorship deals are surely at risk now. Without the gers the SPL moneypot is now even weaker.

Aside from cheating cunts getting what they deserve, I can’t see this being a positive for the SPL. Scottish professional football is fucked, the SPL is even more of a non entity than before.

Yet here we are discussing it

You’ve got that all wrong

They better wrap this up soon, all this jelly and ice cream will be no good for DB’s already delicate digestive system

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they keep going on about how rangers going to the 3rd division will kill scottish football but in reality diddy clubs like queens park will get a huge financial boost if the newhuns are in their league

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they keep going on about how rangers going to the 3rd division will kill scottish football but in reality diddy clubs like queens park will get a huge financial boost if the newhuns are in their league

The presentation the huns gave to the other SPL clubs the other day is now on the Internet:

Apparently they were on the presentation piece about voluntarily not signing any new players for a year when the news about them trying to sign Ian Black broke on someone’s Blackberry at the meeting.

Hilariously they gave Celtic a spiral bound copy of this “presentation” but the other clubs just got A4 print-outs stapled together!





Rocko, whats the line about 76% of Rangers fans vote for Div 3?

Is that true?

250 season tickets sold by the newco so far according to Daily Record! They’ll lose a fortune on Ibrox if they can’t attract decent crowds and they don’t have a huge pile of cash as things stand. I really hope the newco have to go into administration so they can start SFL3 on -10 points.

Approximately 20,000 old huns season ticket holders responded to a survey and 76% wanted to start back in SFL3.

Sure there you go then.
Even the fans themselves don’t think they should be in Div1. Can’t believe that many huns were that sensible about it?

How can they expect fans to buy season tickets and they not even knowing what division they are playing in. What way have they priced them?

Yep.

Speaking of sensible huns, the minutes of their big meeting yesterday suggest they have one or two absolute fruitcakes in their masses:

MINUTES of Fighting Fund Meeting 4 July 2012

Sandy Jardine welcomed all to the meeting and introduced the top table.

The results of the RFFF poll showed an overwhelming desire (76%) from the fans out of almost 20,000 polled to play in Division 3. A straw poll was taken in the room; the result again reflected an overwhelming support for Division 3.

The entire Rangers board then entered the meeting, introduced themselves and explained roughly what they had done in the past.

Malcolm Murray wants to rebuild the club. All assets are owned by Sevco Scotland. Craig Whyte is definitely not involved, sworn statements have been lodged with relevant bodies including the SFA regarding this.

Charles Green talked about ‘balanced shareholding’ – no individual person would have control of the club again. He said everyone ‘outside of this room’ and the people we represent is Anti-Rangers.

The board stated that £11 million has been raised so far and injected into the club. They reckon there is roughly £3 million working capital, with more money coming in over the next couple of weeks.

John Brown asked the panel if they were still going to have £30 million available by mid-July. Charles Green said that figure was expected given while they expected a CVA to be agreed. The board were confident that more money and more investment was coming into the club and that the targets would be met.

A representative from Rangers Unite asked the board “What would you see as an exit price?” Imran replied that he believed on a bad day the club was worth £50 million.

There is currently £3 million in the bank account and an expected £2.6 million coming in over the next two weeks. This further investment is guaranteed and they have legal documents to prove so.

A Rangers Standard representative asked Charles Green to read out the names of the current shareholders. A number of names were read out and it was revealed that the major shareholder is Blue Pitch Holdings with 23%, which would be getting diluted to between 10 and 15% when the other investors come on board. Ian Hart was discussed as the questioner stated that he previously said he wasn’t an investor – the reasons for this were explained by CG.

CG stated the club would be floated on the Stock Market giving fans the chance to own shares in the club.

Vanguard Bears member and representative from RTID NI asked how CG feels about the fans overwhelming wishes to go to Division 3. Charles Green responded with “I have publicly said that I would accept that.”

Charles Green referred to the players that had left as turncoats. Alan McGregor was the only one to call Sandy Jardine afterwards, with Jardine also mentioning ex Celtic PR ma Peter McLean as being Steven Naismith’s agent.

CG expects criminal charges to be brought to the previous regime.

CG was asked if the possibility of playing in England exists and if he made an attempt at buying Bury FC. He responded that he was attracted by Bury and hoped to mention the club along with Rangers. Unfortunately distance was going to be a problem, as after Wimbledon became MK Dons the football league changed its rules to state that any merger between two clubs could only happen if the clubs were within roughly 60 miles of each other.

He also looked at the possibility of buying Carlisle, but believes we cannot merge with an English club. We would have to start at the bottom of the conference if we were to go to England.

A supporter asked when the current money in the club would run out without further investment. No answer was given. The same supporter was asked later to view the Club assets documents (the one’s Findlay wants to see), but declined the offer.

A representative from Denny then informed the panel that he had four reasons why we should go into Division 3. First he believed it would test Charles Green resolve; secondly he believed it would show the benefit of Auchenhowie and allow the management team to gain experience. Third, it would galvanise and unite the Rangers support, and lastly it would allow us to move on and concentrate on defeating the SNP’s fight for independence.

Malcolm Murray stated that the process for changing the name of Murray Park is underway.

John Brown and Andy Goram both asked if Donald Findlay QC could see the title deeds of the club, Brian Stockbridge, the club accountant, told John Brown to give him a call and they would set up a meeting where Donald Findlay could see the title deeds. This didn’t seem enough for Brown, he believed that a secure location had to be set up because Donald Findlay didn’t want people to know that his name had been mentioned, even though John Brown mentioned it on numerous occasions.

John Brown then claimed that a friend of his offered £11 million for the club before Charles Green’s consortium and that Duff and Phelps had rejected it or ignored it. This was debunked and denied by the board.

Brian Stockbridge twice explained the financial situation to Brown which appeared to go in one ear and out the other….

Charles Green left the meeting to attend another meeting with our enemies.

Various supporters took to the floor offering best wishes to Ally McCoist, stating they would be renewing their Season Tickets as there was no alternative.

Questions to Ally McCoist :

Q – Will you be asking the fans to renew their ST’s?

A – Ally said he couldn’t ask the fans to renew ST’s as he didn’t know which players would be there or where we would be playing and he wouldn’t want it on his conscience that our hard-earned cash was being spent on something he couldn’t guarantee. Also, he didn’t have full trust in the current board for two reasons; he hasn’t known them long enough yet and because of the actions of the previous incumbents.

Q – If you were at our (the supporters) side of the table would you buy a ST?

A – Ally responded, “In a heartbeat……”

Q – Would the manager prefer Division I or Division 3?

A – Ally replied that he felt his duty as the manager was to carry out the fans wishes, if 80% of them wanted Division 3 then he would be 100% behind that. He said that only six first-team players turned up for training plus all the kids. He was unsure if Edu, Bocanegra and Goian would return from their extended break.

Q – It was reported in the rags that you were resigning from the club, was that the case?

A – It was explained by Ally that he had a fall out with CG – things like that happen, but never at any time was he for walking away.

John Brown was then asked to take the microphone for 10 mins – which turned into almost 30. Virtually nothing of the way forward for Rangers was discussed. He was prompted to come to the top table by RFFF Chairman to view the relevant documentation to satisfy his demands, which he declined. The meeting was then informed by Chairman McCormick that he was Brown’s accountant, which brought about many wry smiles from those assembled.

Sandy Jardine then informed the meeting before closing that there will be another RFFF meeting convened soon to discuss the position of the RFFF and funds within it.

Rocko, you should have bolded the McCoist part about tickets. :lol:

Have we settled on what we’re going to call them from now on?

I like MK Huns myself.

What does the last F stand for in RFFF ?

Rangers Fighting Fund…??

Think it’s for Fan, Fans or Fannies.

Rangers Father Fucking Fund

ITN’s Alex Thomson says he is trying to get a response from UEFA and FIFA to this attempt to stifle the voice of SFL clubs at next week’s vote. Amazing stuff really. Corrupt.

http://blogs.channel…ngers-vote/2201

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A senior Football League source has just leaked this to me. Note second section which appears to be a clear attempt to by-pass any vote and shoehorn Rangers Newco into Div 1. Incredible.[/font]

[font=verdana]You have been warned:[/font]

[font=verdana]Subject: SFL Special General Meeting – Friday, 13th July, 2012[/font]

[font=verdana]Dear Sir or Madam,[/font]

[font=verdana]NOTICE OF SPECIAL GENERAL MEETING – SCOTTISH FOOTBALL LEAGUE [/font]
[font=verdana]Notice is hereby given that a Special General Meeting of The Scottish Football League will be held within the Bell/Baird Suite on the fifth floor of Hampden Park, Glasgow on Friday, 13th July, 2012 at 11.00 a.m. for the purpose of considering and, if thought fit, approving the following proposals:-[/font]

[font=verdana]b That the Scottish Football League Members agree to admit Sevco Scotland Limited as an Associate Member and agrees to permit Rangers F.C. to play in the League during Season 2012/13.[/b][/font]

font=verdana That the Scottish Football League Members direct the Board of Management of The Scottish Football League (the “Board”) to provide that Rangers F.C. shall play in the Third Division of the Scottish Football League during Season 2012/13 unless the Board shall have to its satisfaction negotiated and reached agreement with The Scottish Premier League and The Scottish Football Association on a series of measures which the Board shall consider to be in the best interests of the game, how it is structured, how it is governed and how it is financed, whereupon the Board shall be authorised to provide that Rangers F.C. shall play in the First Division of the Scottish Football League during Season 2012/13.[/font]

font=verdana That the Scottish Football League Members in terms of Rule 12 approve the resignation of either Dundee F.C. or Dunfermline Athletic F.C., whichever shall be admitted to join the Scottish Premier League for Season 2012/13, such resignation to take effect as at the date of admission of such club to the Scottish Premier League, notwithstanding that the requisite notice under Rule 12 shall not have been given.Details of the series of measures referred to at (ii) above shall be made available to the Members in advance of the meeting and an opportunity for full discussion of those measures will be given prior to the proposals being put to the meeting.[/font]

[font=verdana]In accordance with the terms of SFL Rule 53, your club must send one representative to this meeting and I would be most grateful if you could advise me of the name of your representative by return.[/font]

[font=verdana]A buffet lunch will be served at the conclusion of the meeting.[/font]

[font=verdana]Kind regards,[/font]
[font=verdana]David A. Longmuir[/font]
[font=verdana]Chief Executive, SFL.
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Bomber Brown continues to be a great laugh in his quest to take over the club.

Surely that should be “We were Rangers”?