Let's All Laugh At Sevco Thread

[QUOTE=“Tim Riggins, post: 1151661, member: 1382”][MEDIA=streamable]z6if[/MEDIA]

That Rangers keeper:clap:

Tuned in for some hooliganism for the Rangers away supporters before the end.:pint:[/QUOTE]
Ah that is extremely enjoyable. Hadn’t seen any of the goals yesterday. Magnificent goalkeeping.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGWRk65WsAAhKol.jpg

I presume Sevco will be docked 10 points at the start of next season for their carry on yesterday?

Stuart McCall: “Hand on heart, I didn’t see the incident.”

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:smiley:

The nature of the goal that killed off any last, remaining hope of an ill-deserved promotion - a shot from Marvin Johnson in the 52nd minute that spun off Marius Zaliukas and was dealt with by Cammy Bell in the way a drunk man might flap at a seagull homing in on his sausage supper - was fitting. It was, like almost everything else at Ibrox, messy and embarrassing.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/mobile/sport/football/a-shameful-end-to-a-shameful-journey-for-rangers.127603537

the hunnish head on the motherwell cunt

Who is the shaggy haired fella from Sevco and who is the hunnish looking Motherwell player he punched?

McCall there in the middle of the whole thing jostling away, “hand on heart i didn’t see a thing.” :smiley:

The whole 2-legged affair with Motherwell has ended extremely humiliating and full of hilarious incidents for the huns. There is a comical 2-3mins highlights package there waiting for someone to put it all together to some Benny Hill music.

[QUOTE=“Tournafulla Man, post: 1151918, member: 443”]Who is the shaggy haired fella from Sevco and who is the hunnish looking Motherwell player he punched?

McCall there in the middle of the whole thing jostling away, “hand on heart i didn’t see a thing.” :smiley:

The whole 2-legged affair with Motherwell has ended extremely humiliating and full of hilarious incidents for the huns. There is a comical 2-3mins highlights package there waiting for someone to put it all together to some Benny Hill music.[/QUOTE]

the long haired fucker is an arab anyway judging by his first name, never seen him before
the hun head on the motherwell fuck is comical,

[QUOTE=“Tournafulla Man, post: 1151918, member: 443”]Who is the shaggy haired fella from Sevco and who is the hunnish looking Motherwell player he punched?

McCall there in the middle of the whole thing jostling away, “hand on heart i didn’t see a thing.” :smiley:

The whole 2-legged affair with Motherwell has ended extremely humiliating and full of hilarious incidents for the huns. There is a comical 2-3mins highlights package there waiting for someone to put it all together to some Benny Hill music.[/QUOTE]

The Sevconian chap is a Moroccan or Tunisian centre back called Moshni. The Motherwell player is the young striker, Lee Erwin.

Sevco with a dignified statement:

SEVCO Football Club will co-operate fully with investigations following the disgraceful scenes at the Motherwell game yesterday.

Bilel Mohsni’s behaviour was completely unacceptable and had his contract not now expired, the Club would have started disciplinary proceedings.

The Club will also assist with any investigation into the behaviour of Motherwell supporters and we would like to thank the Rangers fans who were excellent in showing admirable restraint despite severe provocation.

Match highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CysX7fHSLp8

Match highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CysX7fHSLp8

BREAKING NEWS: my sources within Sevco have reliably informed me that Jonathon Marvin Daly (Jon Daly) will not be playing his football at Sevco next season. he may end up at Aberdeen but his time with Sevco is at an end. He confided in a colleague that ‘McCall is a cunt of the highest order and dropped me without ever seeing me play’.
Naturally one might expect Bohs to try to sign him given their ties but i am told this is unlikely at this juncture.

[QUOTE=“croppy, post: 1153390, member: 230”]BREAKING NEWS: my sources within Sevco have reliably informed me that Jonathon Marvin Daly (Jon Daly) will not be playing his football at Sevco next season. he may end up at Aberdeen but his time with Sevco is at an end. He confided in a colleague that ‘McCall is a cunt of the highest order and dropped me without ever seeing me play’.
Naturally one might expect Bohs to try to sign him given their ties but i am told this is unlikely at this juncture.[/QUOTE]

he’ll go to Pats in the close season

[QUOTE=“croppy, post: 1153390, member: 230”]BREAKING NEWS: my sources within Sevco have reliably informed me that Jonathon Marvin Daly (Jon Daly) will not be playing his football at Sevco next season. he may end up at Aberdeen but his time with Sevco is at an end. He confided in a colleague that ‘McCall is a cunt of the highest order and dropped me without ever seeing me play’.
Naturally one might expect Bohs to try to sign him given their ties but i am told this is unlikely at this juncture.[/QUOTE]
He left them before the play offs started afaik. I see Sevco made another statement today, looks like Dave King hasn’t the £5 million they owe Mike Ashley, i can see this mob going bust just like the last club that played out of Ibrox.

Mike Ashley is a Saint

He was still getting paid. He’d long since not been at training etc.

I used to think he was a dickhead, I had no idea he was planning on mugging them off spectacularly.

[QUOTE=“Rocko, post: 1153505, member: 1”]He was still getting paid. He’d long since not been at training etc.

I used to think he was a dickhead, I had no idea he was planning on mugging them off spectacularly.[/QUOTE]

He absolutely raped them for the loan :clap: 75% of merchandising and security over some land they owned plus a few other things.

Not sure Julio if Jon daly actually did this. He did leave with a bag full of jerseys and some shin guards but don’t think it was more than 30% of merchandise

Lessons about the importance of financial prudence have clearly been learned by all concerned at Ibrox.

Chairman Dave King - we will spend “whatever it takes” to get back into the SPL.