List of People Benny Shermin Hates 2007

In no particular order:

Bones
Ivory
Jonesy
Darby
Katy French
Kate and Gerry McCann (although I’d still do Kate)
Deshonos (stupid fooking band)
Sober Farmer
Davy Nolan
Anybody who distributes Hearld AM or Metro
Flingo Flango

Brendan O’Connor
Louis Walsh
Everyone from Offaly
Ally McCoist
Alan Hutton
Nacho Novo
Daniel Cousin
Ian Wright
Eoghan Harris
Ball Ox

I’ll have more.

clever trevor
garret the good
bertie
john gormley
nora owen
bruton
enda kenny
keane
o shea
finnan
mcshane
miller
pat kenny
miriam o callaghan
brendan o connor
turbidy
pj gallagher
anyone from bogtrim
walter smith
sean connor
glen crowe
trimble
donaldson
dunphy
giles
colm o rourke
donal og
the rock o sullivan
the gooch
eilis o hanlon
ian dempsey
ray darcy

flango i used to hate but i like him now

FingalRaven wrote:

clever trevor
garret the good
bertie
john gormley
nora owen
bruton
enda kenny
keane
o shea
finnan
mcshane
miller
pat kenny
miriam o callaghan
brendan o connor
turbidy
pj gallagher
anyone from bogtrim
walter smith
sean connor
glen crowe
trimble
donaldson
dunphy
giles
colm o rourke
donal og
the rock o sullivan
the gooch
eilis o hanlon
ian dempsey
ray darcy

flango i used to hate but i like him now

Heart skipped a beat when I saw the rock there!

Brendan O’Connor tops my list anyway
Dion Fanning
Aengus Fanning
The lesser Fannings whose names escape me
Anne Harris
Eoghan Harris
Tony O’Reilly
Ray Bates
Bertie
Bruton
Wattie Smith
Liam Hayes
Gerry Ryan
Ken Earley
Reggie Corrigan

How could I have missed Ryan Tubridy?

Resuming:

Ryan Tubridy;
Paul Collins (Today FM);
Dessie Farrell;
Eugene McGee;
Martin Breheny;
Tom Mooney;
Eilis O’Hanlon;
All the writers for The Sunday Independent who got their jobs through nepotism;
Alan Hansen;
The bird from Podge & Rodge - We don’t want to listen to you ya dyke, we want to see the puppets ripping the piss out of people;
Ray Houghton.

ronan o gara
sonia o sullivan
eddie o sullivan
peter stringer
ruth dudley edwards
tommy dowd

All Change Please

Brendan O’Connor (probably happy that he’s here - shouldn’t even give him the respect of including him)
Sunday Independent ‘journalists’ (every fooking one of them - and the editor)
My boss at my ex work
BBC football analysers (Lee Dixon is ok)
Joe Brolly
Colm O’Rourke (already caught here Sunday Independent ‘journalists’)
Pat Spillane
Tommy Lyons
Martin Breheny
John Delaney
Robbie Keane
Ronan Keating
Louis Walsh (for destroying the Irish music scene)
Nell McCafferty
Iain Paisley
Ed Byrne (for being unbelivably shit)
Andy Gray
Neil Francis
George W Bush
Guy that presents rugby and footy on Setanta that stares into the camera all the time
Paul Collins
People from Roscommon
Liam Griffin

There’ll be more

Bandage wrote:

The bird from Podge & Rodge - We don’t want to listen to you ya dyke, we want to see the puppets ripping the piss out of people;

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

John Delaney
Liam Kearney(because its been deemed to be)
Katy French sympathisers

Podge and Rodge (see under Ed Byrne)
Bandage’s sister
Juhniallio’s ma

RAY FOLEY!

You’re all angry little men, I think you all need a weekend away somewhere warm with a nice woman and a copy of the Sindo to keep you company. One million readers can’t be wrong. :grin:

Farmer an angry little man :grin:
Flano an angry little man :grin:
Bandage an angry little man :grin:

Anyway, on with the hate.

Bob Geldof

Flano wrote:

Farmer an angry little man :grin:
Flano an angry little man :grin:
Bandage an angry little man :grin:

Anyway, on with the hate.

Bob Geldof

Agreed - an absolute cooont of the highest order

Bono

therock67 wrote:

Bono

I left that one for you Rocko :wink:

Agreed on that obviously

Not as bad as Geldof though

farmerinthecity wrote:

Podge and Rodge (see under Ed Byrne)
Bandage’s sister
Juhniallio’s ma

This strikes me as a bit childish Famer.

To all others: this stems from a peculiar incident when Farmer’s oul one told mine that he wet the leaba until secondary school. Just because my ma thinks you’re a spa and a little simple, doesn’t mean you have to slag her in public, Farmer.

I presume Bandage’s sister thinks the same and is therefore handed the same treatment.

RAY FOLEY

No

I had only just gotten over the dose from Bandage’s sister when your ma gave it to me again