Lovely hole there on your mrs
Tremendous photography on display here encompassing the 2a.of lawn, casually used for the chiselers to kick ball on (note posts) a pop-up gazebo doubling as shelter from showers, an parasol just idling there, the little bitéén of a wall separating the patio/casual dining area from the play area.
Fuckers spoofing about mowing 20 yd2 will be seething and thatâs without mentioning the elephant in the room - the islandâŠ.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dimâŠ
The trampoline shimmering in the mid distance. The landmark building to the right will provide some amateur sleuths with a strong clue as they head out on their Sunday drives tomorrow
If they are theyâll be on a serious wild goose chase. They are my perfectly manicured hawthorn âhedgerowâ
I didnât have him down as a bit of a hipster 
Eye-talian beer.
Far from that you were reared.
Heâd drink whatâs there. He wouldnât mind a bottle of Peroni here and there.
Lovely stuff.
About 80 sweaty men breathing and slobbering all over each other.
@Tank and his buddies probably snorting coke in the jacks off the same toilet lid as every other junkie in the place
Aboy the kid
Iâm enjoying my can of Islandâs Edge
Can you taste the tea and basil?
Erdinger dunkel for me