Lockdown Drinking Thread - obsolete

You’re telling me

Hello can I speak to Dr Skelly
Who are you
I’m Raylan from the Internet
Oh, what would you like to speak to Dr Skelly about, Raylan?
I’d like to ask him if a fella from the Internet - I don’t know his real name, but he goes by the name of Barney Curley - has Crohns.
Dr Skelly is busy at the minute, Raylan. I’ll pass on your message.

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My real name is barney Curley you bastard.

No Dr Skelly, not Crohn’s, Barney said he has ā€œChronesā€

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Nothing annoys people more than misspelling on here.

Lies and attention-seeking have to go close

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It’s utterly bizarre you are so put out by it. If I said I won a million quid or something I could see it but there’s zero benefits to this disease.

This is your thing, I’m not trying to take away from it at all. Tell your oul fairy story away

Is it late enough for another drink or should I wait until after lunch?

You seem upset over the fact I have it. I’d say most people on here are delighted I have it. It’s an unusual stance from you.

You sure people are that bothered over an imaginary condition?

I’d imagine people are happy I’m sick.

You should go out for a walk

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Your the fella upset because I’ve a disease.

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You’re

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Spelling isn’t my strong point

That and telling the truth

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This is one Of the most bizarre outbursts

You do yourself a disservice, you’ve had plenty more bizarre

This fella would tell lies to St Peter