Youāre telling me
Hello can I speak to Dr Skelly
Who are you
Iām Raylan from the Internet
Oh, what would you like to speak to Dr Skelly about, Raylan?
Iād like to ask him if a fella from the Internet - I donāt know his real name, but he goes by the name of Barney Curley - has Crohns.
Dr Skelly is busy at the minute, Raylan. Iāll pass on your message.
My real name is barney Curley you bastard.
No Dr Skelly, not Crohnās, Barney said he has āChronesā
Nothing annoys people more than misspelling on here.
Lies and attention-seeking have to go close
Itās utterly bizarre you are so put out by it. If I said I won a million quid or something I could see it but thereās zero benefits to this disease.
This is your thing, Iām not trying to take away from it at all. Tell your oul fairy story away
Is it late enough for another drink or should I wait until after lunch?
You seem upset over the fact I have it. Iād say most people on here are delighted I have it. Itās an unusual stance from you.
You sure people are that bothered over an imaginary condition?
Iād imagine people are happy Iām sick.
You should go out for a walk
Your the fella upset because Iāve a disease.
Youāre
Spelling isnāt my strong point
That and telling the truth
This is one Of the most bizarre outbursts
You do yourself a disservice, youāve had plenty more bizarre
This fella would tell lies to St Peter