Sorry bud.
Thatās a lovely wall on the left hand side mate
Nice tack. Goes down easy. Might go back for more.
Itās hard got. But itās a lovely beer.
Plenty of it in the small dunnes here. And I havenāt tried the two big ones yet.
Pure piss water
Will parcel motel em mate
Iāve a mouth like an Arabs tackie and Iāve no beer
Get rid
Of the Mrs or the beer?
Either
Sheās got excellent taste in interior design though.
I reckon @StoneCold didnāt give her clear enough instructions.
Agreed, she deserves one more chance
Youāre in cracking form tonight lad.
Same as every other night then
Itās a minor complaint I admit.
Iāve to make a call now, either another ipa or a couple of cocktails. I might rattle a mojito.
If you are asking yourself that question I would recommend a spirit, with the proportion of ice to spirit dependent on the number of in-laws present.