Lotto

Just got a two line quick pick and 2 and 17 appeared in both lines

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Guess what? 2 and 17 didn’t come up.

I just scanned my ticket and it says I won €3. How the f*ck do you win €3? Are we straying into a ‘medal for everyone’ territory? Don’t think I have any more than 2 numbers.

Grrrrrr

You win 3 euro because they want you to go back in to the shop and say ‘fuckit, give me another line for next week’s draw’ and then you pay an extra fiver to top it up.

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Yep, I’ll be up before mass tomorrow banging on the doors of the Centra.

Boom goes the dynamite

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48 unclaimed jackpots in a row.

The statistically inept are now calling it a fix and the pot should be increased. The same folk will be moaning that the max pots are too low when they remove balls and low the odds.

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Im feeling good about my magic numbers this week

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The government getting involved because the lotto hasn’t been won is very Irish. Its almost like its a lottery whether someone wins it every week.

The government getting involved because they believe they can get a cheap win to gain public support is very Irish.

The government getting involved become they’re realising they made a cunt of it selling the lotto is very Irish

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The government.

49

Forgot to do it

Checks number

Phew

Not mine.

id imagine the statistical likelihood of that happening is around the same as a match 5?