Will he be available for Monday night?
Heāll try and murder Salah or Diaz
Nope
Wow Ā£70m !
Its mad money but they couldnāt afford a mistake. Hopefully now the manager stops playing a stupid formation none of them can play. If they stick McTominay next to him, park them in front of the back 4, theyāll be okay.
Hopefully heās Unitedās Fabinho.
Ā£150m for himself and Martinez. ETH will be expected to deliver a league title after that sort of backing 
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The Santiago Bernabeu will never be the same again.
Who gives a flying fuck about international anything? The foreign rule did for Eric the King at club levelā¦
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Is he really 31.
The Glazers do like a Transfer Window.
And another Ā£80 million on Anthony from Ajax. Youād think these Glazers were rounding up Paul Konchesky, Milan Jovanovic and Joe Cole for free like Hicks and Gillet in 2010.
*actually I think they paid Ā£3 million for Koncheskey.
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Park the bus, park the bus Man United.
Fuck that, tear into those cunts. Hopefully the snide cunts wonāt know what hit them.
Will there be any famed Man U youth academy graduates in the starting XI by the end of the month? The long unbroken sequence stretching back to 1938 must be under serious threat.
Itās match day squad or starting line up.
80m on a defensive midfielder. 
another lad coming to milk the cash cow of United.
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So essentially, the diktat is, just make sure thereās a token famed Man U Youth Academy graduate on the subs bench and it doesnāt matter if he doesnāt see any action.
I assumed you got the joke a while back?
Iād have a huge amount of respect for Eric for that. Never for turning either. And then got into a bit of acting just for the shits and giggles. Heās very like Vinny Jones actually when you compare the two.