Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

Malacia has the same agent as De Jong but want to switch mid deal. Not a good look for the chap.

Should be easy enough to sort out.

£85m and 400k a week for a player who doesn’t want to join. By God!

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€65m rising to €85m with bonuses and £240k a week apparently.

But believe what tabloids say if you want :rofl::rofl::rofl:

No. We established during the Nunez deal that you take the euro amount, add all the add-ons and then convert to GBP at a 1:1 exchange rate.

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85m and 400k is absolutely mental

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The games gone.

Sure, sure.

You need to factor in the law of diminishing marginal utility, cross reference Newton’s second law and apply the Good Feeling index also.

That or just read a reliable source.

Not sure how Rashford can stand over this. Kids going hungry and his employer paying this lad there against his will 400k pw.

My major concern is I don’t know what de Jong looks like for celebrity spotting.

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I’ll tag you withba pic of his unveiling at Utd, just to be sure it’s as recent as possible.

£85m £400k a week and 10% of the Korean Noodle deal. WOW

Big gomey Dutch head on him. Won’t be hard to miss.

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He also, crucially, got Denis Irwin removed from his ambassadorial role at Old Trafford

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Another Bruno

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:joy::joy:

He’ll be offered one million pound a week to believe in the Hag project

Turning down half a million a week, wow.

With all the bedspreads they are selling lately in the sub continent it’s more or less going to cost the club nothing.