Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

I know Liverpool fans are renowned for living in the past but post up a two-day old Spanish news story is extra special.

Will this Tyrrell fella go straight into the team? What position is martinez being signed for?

Martinez for CB. You’d think he’ll displace Maguire before too long.

Malacia will compete with Shaw so he’ll probably be in the starting team by September. Shrewd investment of €15m.

Apologies. Did he sign today ?

You’ll find out in two days.

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Jesus you’d never have him down as a centre-back to look at him. He looks and has the typical name of a sharp shooting attacker.

What are the credentials of this new hot shot lawyer they’ve signed? Was he educated in one of the great universities of the land and what is his Magic Circle experience?

It’s unclear at this juncture whether he’s known to the forum’s foremost Manchester reporter or not.
Check back next week after the hurling brúha has abated.

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I heard he’s an alumnus of one of the big three. Oxford, Cambridge or hull.

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Only two of those are great universities.

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You’re right, Oxford’s a complete dump!

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They would do well to have someone of the same calibre as former Club Solicitor Maurice Watkins.

At this juncture in time I’ll remind you that Boris Johnson was educated in Eton and Oxford and he can barely tie his own shoe laces.

Don’t be such an elitist cunt.

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Every Argentinian United has signed has worked out brilliantly so this should be good.

He wouldn’t be seen tying his own shoelaces

Heinze was the only decent one, and Tevez I suppose

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Keep on point please. We’re talking about the credentials of the new Man U signing as in-house lawyer. At this juncture I’ll remind you that Boris Johnson is not a Law Graduate or indeed not a Lawyer. He studied Classics, a glorified Arts degree at a well established dump of a university.

Indeed. Said lawyer has excellent experience. See below.

Chester College of Law. Probably new money and garish

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