Hopefully the child will get the football from the mothers side so
U-N-I-T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
Why don’t city f**k off home?
Bullet points please
Wouldnt surprise me if Ole gets Pep sacked here today.
Beheaded even.
I’m hearing rumours (from semi reliable sources) that Fred is injured and Van De Beek will start.
If I was a betting man, I’d stick a tenner on Donny for MOTM.
United will win 2-1
Myyyyy old man said “Be a City fan!”,
And I said “bollox, you’re a cunt”, You’re a cunt!
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for JUST ONE MINUTE!
Saw that, if he’s in a pivot with Matic it could be good. He needs the freedom to burst forward onto the box.
Fake news.
Statement of intent there from Ole. I don’t see that side losing to City
Grealish not starting is a problem for Ole
Eric Bailly to be booked @ 9/4
Eric Bailly to be sent off @ 33/1
United half time/City full time.
14/1. Book the ticket for Coppers now
The best goalscorer and the best finisher up front for United. Advantage Ole.
Harry maguire to flap about looking as if he’s wearing clown shoes
5/6
Great price
City -2 @ 9/2 like picking money off the ground
United will have no one in centre field again and City will pick them apart.