Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Losing to Liverpool and Villarreal? So what?
Yanited have been a jobbing top six team for decades.

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You can just admit you were wrong.

OGS last season was not good.

In fairness they’ve tried everything.

Managers
Moyes - safe pair of hands
LVG - Experience at big clubs
Jose - Serial Winner
Ole - Club Legend
Ralf - random fella
ETH - Hipster

Even players, every single type of player has been tried and ultimately failed.

Serial winners coming to the end
Ronaldo
Varane
Schweinsteiger
Big Cas

Mavericks
Zlatan
Falcao
Cavani

Younger Players or in their Prime
Pogba
Di Maria
Sanchez
Lukaku
Donny
Antony
Sancho
Maguire
Martial
Mount
Mhykitarian
Fred
Bruno

Young lads from the Academy
Rashford
Lingard
Greenwood
Elanga

I’m probably still forgetting loads. But its actually astonishing how its pretty much turned to shit for everyone very quickly.

You couldn’t make it up.

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The idea that the Glazers arent the fault of Banquo is even more hilarious.

You can’t win anything with the Glazers turning everything to shit

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If it’s not the managers, the hall of famers, the mavericks, the academy kids, the players in their prime…then it’s the culture. It’s as if something is hanging over the place.

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It was yaniteds level.

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The glazers ran the club into the ground.

It’s been a miss for too long.

You won’t fix everything thing in 18 months.

The fact the glazers are willing to give up any control of the football side of things is very telling.

They don’t care and they clearly don’t really know what they were at anyway.

Ten hag will turn man United upside down and inside out but it’ll take time. He’ll need people above him too helping him like Man City have and Liverpool have had too.

One man can’t do everything.

I think the three big things are There are lasting effects from last season. They made a complete balls of selling players last summer and this summer and there’s an injury crisis.

I hear the academy is in tatters

He was a foolish man walking in there without laying out his terms so. The other two boys were a lot cuter than this fella

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Jonny understands ETH angles and dimensions better than serial winner at club and country, Varane

When was it united decided they could do without Jonny and sold him to…was it West Brom?

Utd should take this shea lacey fella out of the u17s and give him the captain’s armband. In fact they should probably make him player/manager.
Fuckit. Just make him director of football and chief scout as well. Whats the worst that could happen?

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Antony could beat up his sisters or mother?

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What point are you trying to make?

What?

ETH saw Evans as the better option for the left footed centre back role. Evans can play either side.

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Evans should never been sold.

He’s is a fine signing anyway. You have massive issues with the squad but you can only ever really sign 3 maybe 4 players a year.

Evans comes in on short deal and on small money so it suits everyone. Think he’s doing his coaching badges too so can help with the younger players and is just a good presence about the club.