Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

https://x.com/telefootball/status/1722375514977923551?s=46

Marcus rashford brother

As stark an admission that yanited are no longer an elite club as you’ll ever see.

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What?

Man United have scored more late winners this season than the last five combined I’d say.

Why do you always say yanited?

It’s how mancs say it.

It’s a bit strange to be constantly spelling it like that on here.

I roll with the locals mate.

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He’s from the Citeh mate, he gets it. Yaknow?

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It’s hard to spell a glottal stop, actually a friend who’s a language teacher said hopper had lost his glottal stop since going to Ireland, and his accent is much nicer now.
He has a good friend (a Galway girl) in Yeats, who told him the last day “when you arrived, I thought your haircut was bad, and then you opened your mouth” :joy::joy:

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I guess yanited isnt in the Citeh so maybe he doenst know?

https://x.com/martyjhill1/status/1722346756107591835?s=46

How many has Hojlund got in the league?

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None so far but he looks very promising. I just hope he isn’t overplayed. He’s a big boy for his age.

Assume martial and Sancho could leave in January. I’d sign an older striker to help him out.

Talks now the Saudis bidding for variance, Casemiro and Sancho in January.

I suppose they knew he wasn’t a goal scoring forward when signing him for 70m so we shouldn’t be too hard on him.

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https://x.com/dublinredynwa/status/1722385062178726359?s=46

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Don’t worry about it pal. @flattythehurdler thinks City are a social justice project

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He should google sports washing

I reckon you should give it a google yourself.

This one is entirely on the club and the amount they paid and not in any way the player. Wrong signing, at the wrong time, for the wrong fee. None of that is the fault of Hojlund, a player who is both quite obviously a striker of significant potential but also in no way ready to be Manchester United’s one and only starting striker. He’s just not ready. It was a luxury signing United simply couldn’t afford to make. They signed a young prospect to mould in the ways of righteousness when they needed to sign the ready-made, finished article.

To make matters worse, United spent finished-article money on the young prospect. His rich promise is highlighted by the fact he has five (admittedly likely futile) Champions League goals. His current unsuitability is highlighted by the fact he has no Premier League goals for a Manchester United team that has at least five goals fewer than any other side in the top half of the table.

:joy: I think they’re more a social justice project than yanited, put it that way.

That’s actually grossly unfair, and hjollund looks a good player. He’s only a young lad in a strange environment, with an unsettled team. He looks as dangerous as anyone else.