Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Fair play to you, that was brave taking on Gordon! :joy:

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Ah ffssake

Hook it too my veins :joy::joy: Fucking Potter. Their problem is what genuinely top class manager would go near it now

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If you’ve got that odd little creep brailsford involved, who’s choice of transportation is a 6.3 litre mercedes GWagon, which says it all, then anything could happen. He’s an absolute spoofer imho.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get better, Brailsford arrived

Sit back gents, and get the popcorn.

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I saw an interview with him once where he was on about marginal gains of picking the correct seat in an airplane. He didn’t mention the cheating mind

Be bad enough if his bullshit was confined but it spread everywhere. You’d hear marginal gains mentioned all the time now in sport and bidness.

The spoofing cunt is indirectly the reason why another spoofing cunt had the Mayo footballers brushing their teeth with their left hand to improve their coordination :joy:

You literally couldn’t make it up

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I don’t think this utd squad are bothered about anything vaguely ‘performance enhancing’ related. I doubt the fa will even bother with drug testing

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I posted here weeks ago that he was arriving.

I know pal, it’s been well advertised.

Not just doping that Brailsford has expertise in covering up

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I’d say Brailsford will be an improvement on what they have already and will be a success. Every successful fella in the world is a cunt in some way and has acted the cunt to get where they are (except pep and the Abu Dhabi regime) so I wouldn’t be too worried about that.

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Oh wow. Has he already got an input? Could explain some of the treatment of certain players

Yeah but brailsford is a complete bluffer also. There’s something wired up wrong with anyone over the age of 25 who drives a GWagon.

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united surely have a big one in them this weekend? Or should I triple captain Nunez?

can anyone under the age of 25 afford a gwagon?

Anything would be an improvement really. With the money they spend it shouldn’t actually be that hard. There’s 9 year olds on Fifa Ultimate Team with a more coherent squad building process…because they know not to sign marginal athletes with average technical ability for huge money.

Potter be a decent appointment. What do you think?

I’m agnostic to be honest, I’d say he is a good coach but there are some pretty deep flaws in a lot of those players.

Turn on the dodgy box at 3pm of a Saturday and you’ll see loads.